i'm so upset with you i can't even do wordsvergoldungMay 30 2014, 19:25:24 UTC
YES I'VE BEEN WATCHING KOFFEE WITH KARAN YOU DICK. THIS ALL STARTED YESTERDAY AFTER I REWATCHED JAB WE MET AND HAD TO STOP WRITING DOWN MY GROSS FEELINGS MIDWAY BECAUSE WOW I STILL CANT HANDLE IT WTAF IS THIS MOVIE. AND IDK I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LOOK UP SHAHID/SINGING ON YOUTUBE. AND ONE THING LED TO THE NEXT. AND FOR A HORRIFYINGLY INTENSE TEN MINUTES I THOUGHT KAREENA AND SHAHID WERE ACTUALFAX MARRIED BECAUSE OF THE LAST NAME THING AND THEN IT TURNED OUT THAT THEY HAD BEEN DATING PRIOR (AND DURING, RIGHT? IDK I'M STILL UNCLEAR ON WHEN THAT ENDED) JAB WE MET AND THAT WAS ALREADY TOO MUCH INFO FOR MY LITTLE HEART LIKE WOW TAKE IT EASY ON ME I AM TRYING NOT TO GET MY SHIPPER HEART BROKEN HERE LIKE DO I SHIP THIS OR WHAT. AND THEN I FOUND OUT THAT SHE IS NOW MARRIED TO THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN ON THE PLANET OH HELP ME GOD SUDDENLY IT WAS LIKE TEAM WHAT TEAM, WHO IS EVEN MY BIAS HERE HAHAHA PROBABLY THE ULTIMATE SHIP IS KAREENA/KARAN LBR FOR A SECOND. EXCEPT ALSO KAREENA/RANBIR BECAUSE I AM ME. AND SO WATCHING THIS INTERVIEW WITH RANBIR I SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT OH NO THIS BREAKUP STORY WITH DEEPIKA DON'T TELL ME IT'S THE SHIP ZOE WRITES FIC ABOUT OH NO NO NO THIS IS SUCH BAD NEWS OH HELP. AND SO I DECIDED TO WATCH THEIR STUPID MOVIE RIGHT AWAY BUT THANK GOD I FELL ASLEEP FINALLY (IT WAS 5AM NO THANK YOU ZOE NO THANKS TO YOU) SO INSTEAD I WATCHED IT TODAY AND NOW I AM TRYING TO PRETEND THAT I'M A NORMAL PERSON. BUT I'M NOT. MY LIFE HAS JUST BEEN THROWN UPSIDE DOWN. ALL THIS GOSSIP DRAMA. I CANT HANDLE THIS. I DON'T WANT TO BE THIS PERSON THAT RPF SHIPS PEOPLE. WHY AM I THIS PERSON. I HATE YOU FOR LYFE.
WHY WOULD YOU REC ANOTHER MOVIE TO ME. DONT YOU THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH. REALLY ZOE. FYI I AM ACTUALLY IN FRANCE FOR THE SUMMER SO WE CAN TOTALLY PRETEND THAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT US. I DONT KNOW HOW TO GO ON ZOE. IDK HOW TO GET OUT OF CAPSLOCK. IDK HOW TO GET OVER JAB WE MET. IDK HOW TO DEAL WITH ALL THIS REAL LIFE COUPLING ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVE GOING ON AND LOL AT ALL OF THEM ROTATING LIKE IS THIS HIGH SCHOOL OR IS THIS BOLLYWOOD. IDK HOW TO NOT GET SUCKED IN BY THIS. I KIND OF WANT TO WATCH ANOTHER SHAHID/KAREENA MOVIE BUT THEN I ALSO THINK THAT WOULD BE A BAD IDEA SO I AM CONSIDERING WATCHING A KAREENA/SAIF MOVIE BUT LOL WHICH ONE. BUT THEN I THINK I SHOULD JUST REALLY WATCH A MOVIE WITH KATRINA BECAUSE SO FAR SHE REMAINS THE MYSTERY. ALSO, WHY ARE SONAKSHI AND SHAHID SUCH AN ADORBS AND GOOD LOOKING DUO AND SHOULD I WATCH THEIR MOVIE. /dissolves in a pile of sobs
WHY WOULD YOU REC ANOTHER MOVIE TO ME. DONT YOU THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH. REALLY ZOE. FYI I AM ACTUALLY IN FRANCE FOR THE SUMMER SO WE CAN TOTALLY PRETEND THAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT US. I DONT KNOW HOW TO GO ON ZOE. IDK HOW TO GET OUT OF CAPSLOCK. IDK HOW TO GET OVER JAB WE MET. IDK HOW TO DEAL WITH ALL THIS REAL LIFE COUPLING ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVE GOING ON AND LOL AT ALL OF THEM ROTATING LIKE IS THIS HIGH SCHOOL OR IS THIS BOLLYWOOD. IDK HOW TO NOT GET SUCKED IN BY THIS. I KIND OF WANT TO WATCH ANOTHER SHAHID/KAREENA MOVIE BUT THEN I ALSO THINK THAT WOULD BE A BAD IDEA SO I AM CONSIDERING WATCHING A KAREENA/SAIF MOVIE BUT LOL WHICH ONE. BUT THEN I THINK I SHOULD JUST REALLY WATCH A MOVIE WITH KATRINA BECAUSE SO FAR SHE REMAINS THE MYSTERY. ALSO, WHY ARE SONAKSHI AND SHAHID SUCH AN ADORBS AND GOOD LOOKING DUO AND SHOULD I WATCH THEIR MOVIE. /dissolves in a pile of sobs
WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE.
:'( :'( :'(
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