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Top Ten Reasons why Beer is Better Then Women....
10 You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning
9 When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer
8 You can shoot a beer
7 You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party
6 All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak
5 A beer does not come with in-laws
4 You can't catch social diseases from a beer
3 Beer doesn't demand equality
2 You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight
1 Finishing a beer in 3 seconds is something to be proud of
10 You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning
9 When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer
8 You can shoot a beer
7 You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party
6 All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak
5 A beer does not come with in-laws
4 You can't catch social diseases from a beer
3 Beer doesn't demand equality
2 You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight
1 Finishing a beer in 3 seconds is something to be proud of