viva la resistance

[youarethecancer]

so theres this stunningly beautiful and nice girl that comes into my work a couple days out of the week or so...she has bruenette hair cut to her neck...perfect eyes...perfect smile...her name is amy...all my friends tell me to ask her out...and i go through the routine of 'oh, shes out of my league...or oh she would never give me the time of day....blah blah blah...my life could be a movie kind of stuff...so anywas...im working up the will and strenght and courage to talk to her...at least to only tell her she is very very beautiful person...a number would be nice...but for right now...we are going to worry about breaking the mold...this isn't going to be a five and diner waitress repeat all over again...im going to try my hardest...i swear...

i can't wait to get the hell out of here...