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So last week I went to Macomb Mall with my sister. She wanted to go to DEB and I wasn't going to wait for her in the store so I thought I'd walk around the shitmall in the meantime. I was heading towards the Value City court (yes, we have a Value City court), and there was this grizzled old man walking towards me. As I walked past him, he leaned towards me and grunted "CUUTIE PIE". I stopped in my tracks. I turned around and noticed he was still looking right at me. I scanned the area desperately hoping that he was talking about someone else and perhaps he was thinking out loud. Nope. No one within 50 feet and he was still looking at me AND smiling to boot. I went back around to DEB by leaving the mall through the side entrance and coming back through the main entrance and I told my sister that now's a good time to leave. She thought it was more funny than horrifying so we ended up leaving half an hour later.