Nothing better than being unable to sleep at 2:30 in the morning and browsing through useless headlines only to find the wholesome, untainted Pamela Anderson
in the spotlight. She became an American citizen Wednesday and in totally unrelated news, the average number of STD's per American citizen doubled. All joking aside, it's good to know her heart is in the right place:
"U.S. Citizenship will allow me, in the future, to petition to bring my children's grandparents down to the United States to care for them once they become older."
With that, I think it's time for my mother's daughter's brother to get some sleep.