Well, well! It seems that, yet again, the City will continue to indulge in mysteries! Yesterday, I awoke to find a marvelously-stitched letter across all of my clothes. And yet today it seems to have vanished entirely! The only shame is that it could not have remained. After all, I've run out of the red thread to mend it!
[ Suddenly, focus on a very beautiful dressing gown! The front of which reads, in dazzlingly embroidered red letters: PECTACULAR. ]
Perhaps the solution is not to rely on old words, but to create meaning for new ones!
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I've made arrangements for the local grocer to stand on notice. You need only say the word and they shall deliver the fruit of your choice for breakfast!
[ STRUCK BY A THOUGHT. ]
Though I must admit that I did not inquire about vegetables. Do you suppose that I should?