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Mar 06, 2005 04:42

"O'doyle I get the feeling that something bad is going to happen to you and your whole family soon."
- Adam Sandler in Billy Madison.
His whole family went on a road trip when their car skidded out on a banana peel and they fell off a cliff and exploded. O'doyle rules!" You're right. You rule. And you're gonna die.
Cuz you're dumb.

p.s.
Some people want fame for the fortune. I just want to be famous enough for you to sue me for libel when I call you out. Because when that day comes... I will. I'd stand next to Paris Hilton on the red carpet telling reporters about all the people in my past that should die. Tell them about my blatant attempts to offend them still brought them back for more. And how nobody had the courage to actually do shit but cry like a little bitch and make empty threats. "The following people," i'll say, "don't deserve the right to live:" And as your name is read off, I'll cross you off of my hand and wait for more empty threats, and more tears. I want to be famous so the world will know you as shit. I'm going to be the guy that all the people who didn't like me decide that they've changed their mind, when I haven't. So you, your groupie drugged out friends, your skinny ass crew, and all associates of yours can remember this now, before you you find the means to talk to me with that lame ass excuse. This is, of course, assuming I get famous enough to be able to do that. Otherwise, I'll be thinking of excuses to get into your V.I.P. room. Nice guys finish last, and when you roll with the niceguyscrew, you're destined for failure.
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