Zombie Kill - SPN/Zombieland

[youaredriving]

Title: Zombie Kill
Author: youaredriving  aka Scarletsptember
Fandoms/ Characters: Supernatural, Zombieland; (Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Columbus, Tallahassee)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, Zombie Violence
Summary: Two new guys in town and a boatload of zombies, who gets the zombie kill of the week?


“Who the fuck do those two think they are?” Tallahassee shared a wide eyed look with Columbus as he propped his shotgun over his shoulder. “Coming into our town, killing our zombies.”

“I don’t think we should be complaining. They seem to be doing well.” Columbus pointed out as another zombie head exploded. “And they both seem to know what they’re doing.”

“We should show em’ how it’s really done.” Tallahassee started to move towards the fray of zombies and bullets.

“Lets not be a hero. I think they have everything under control.”

“Really?” Tallahassee snorted and swung a hand out towards Dean, “Then why’s that one out of bullets?”

“Sam!” Dean yelled over the moaning of the zombies, “I’m out and I’m not about to turn into zombie chow.”

“Use your shot gun as a bat!”

“Not really going to help me out here.”

“The Impala,” Sam suggested.

“No way,” Dean shook his head. “We are not mowing down decaying corpses in my baby. She’s worth more than you.”

“Love you too, Dean.” Sam reached into his pocket and tossed something at Dean. “You ready to run?”

“Holy shit, Sam! Where’d you find this?”

“Army zombie, two blocks back.”

“I have a feeling we’re about to get schooled kid,” Tallahassee watched as they flipped something upwards and took off running. “We should move.”

Seconds later there was a huge explosion and Tallahassee let out a loud round of laughter. Columbus’s wide eyes met his and his lips were already moving, “Zombie kill of the week goes to them, doesn’t it?”

“Stealing grenades off army zombies and using it on zombies? Hell yeah it does.”