A Series of SPN One-Shots
Title: Untitled
Author: youaredriving aka Scarletsptember
Fandom/Characters: Supernatural Bobby/Crowley (mild references made)
Rating: Eh PG to be safe
Summary: He cooks, he cleans, he's handy to have around.
Dean pulled up outside of Bobby’s wondering what was up with the newest shiny addition to the cars parked closest to Bobby’s house. It was sleek and sporty. It was suspect to say the least. So when he walked in and saw Crowley it kind of made sense that it belonged to him.
“Hey, is Bobby here?” Dean watched in amusement as Crowley pulled out what looked like steaks out of the fridge and grabbed an extra for him.
“Library, but he’s in a bit of a mood. We had a tiff earlier and you know how that goes.”
“Okay?” Dean rocked back on his heels and headed into the library to hear Bobby growling about ‘damn Crowley this’ and ‘damn Crowley that’ basically he couldn’t stay mad at the man if he tried. “Hey Bobby, you gotta second?”
“What do you need?” Bobby barked out and took a breath. “Yeah?”
“Sam needs this book, told him I’d swing around and get it while he rests up.” Bobby took the proffer slip of paper before grabbing the book and handing it over.
“Tell him I hope he feels better soon. We need both of you on your feet and hunting.”
“He’ll be happy to hear you’re worried.” Dean grinned. “So quick question, why’s Crowley here, still?”
“He, uh,” Bobby sat hard in his chair before tugging at his hat. “Well he cooks and he cleans up. So he’s nice to have around, you know.”
“Oh, and I thought it was something else.” Dean scratched at the back of his neck awkwardly. “He just made it seem like that and it’s okay if you and him are, you know, together.”
“Good.”
“Oh love,” Crowley smirked at Bobby. “You make me all warm and tingly inside.”
“Oh God,” Dean rolled his eyes. “I’m going to go, get back to Sam. He needs me.”
“I’m sure he does.” Crowley grinned and Dean took off at the laughter that chased him down the hallway and out the door.
Title: Sunshine
Author: youaredriving aka Scarletsptember
Rating: G
Fandom/Characters: Supernatural - Dean kitten!Sam
Summary: Stretching out in the sun
Driving in the rain used to be something Sam liked. But now he hated it. Something about the sound of thunder and the quick flash of lightening terrified him. So he stayed curled next to Dean’s leg, nose buried in Dean’s leather jacket and more often than not a paw covered his eyes.
So after hitting a really nice sunny stretch of road and Dean didn’t see rain coming he pulled the Impala to the side of the road and scooped Sammy up, ignoring the protesting growls. “Come on, Sam. It’s your favorite. Sun.”
The word perked Sam’s entire face and body up immediately. Sam climbed up out of Dean’s hold to rest on his shoulder and he looked around. His velvety pink nose was twitching as if he could smell the threat of incoming rain.
“We good to sit for a little while?” Sam gave a minute tilt of his head before giving a wide enough yawn Dean could see down his throat and Sam’s entire body seemed to relax against Dean’s shoulder. “Awesome.”
Dean clambered onto the hood of the Impala, careful not to scratch his baby, and leaned against the hood pulling his sunglasses over his eyes as both he and Sam soaked up the sun.
Dean was halfway to dozing off when he felt Sam’s paws kneading against his chest and the vibrating purr start up. Dean couldn’t help the laughter that bubbled up and out of his chest and it got worse when curious eyes looked at his face. “Yeah, I like the sun too, Sammy.”
Title: Can't Loose you too Bird Brain
Author: youaredriving aka Scarletsptember
Rating: PG-13ish
Fandom/Characters: Supernatural; Bobby, Castiel
Summary: It's nothing a few dozen stitches can't fix
It hadn’t been long since Cas had completely fallen and lost his grace. Maybe it was a couple of months, no one really kept track of it since everyone had been concentrating on making sure he could take care of himself and how to deal with the Apocalypse.
So Bobby took Cas under his wing when the angel couldn’t quite figure out human emotions or why people ended up doing the things they did. It was like Bobby had another Winchester to look out for and he didn’t mind so much. Cas always gave him and the boys a laugh and was always ready to learn. That’s how they found out about the scrolls. Cas remembered the language from his angel days and deciphered the text and located the warehouse that they were stored in.
Everyone split up in an abandoned warehouse, Sam and Dean took the more treacherous end while Bobby and Cas took the more level grounds, in search of the sacred scrolls that housed the secrets of how to avert the apocalypse without killing both Winchesters in the process. Bobby didn’t expect it to turn out like this. Especially since it was all based off a rumor in and everyone who had vaguely heard of it just passed it off as nothing. It was supposed to be safe. It was supposed to be easy.
Sam and Dean took the east end of the warehouse while Bobby and Cas took the west. Bobby wasn’t too sure what the Winchester’s were up against but he knew after the hellhounds got a hold of Cas he hoped they were faring better than they were.
After unloading all his ammunition into the hell hounds that he couldn’t see, Bobby tore off his vest and pressed it against Cas’s stomach the best he could manage, “Hey, stay with me kid.”
“Not a kid,” The words were gargled out as Cas grabbed Bobby’s wrist.
“I know that, you’re older probably older than Jesus” Bobby grimaced at the sight of torn flesh and blood staining the white shirt they could never talk the angel out of, “This ain’t nothing that a couple dozen stitches can’t fix,” Bobby pushed harder probably doing more harm than good by the way Cas grunted and clenched his eyes closed.
“Bobby.”
“Just stay with me, you’re going to be okay,” Bobby knew he was convincing himself more then reassuring Cas but he had to try. He had to do something for him after everything he had done for the Winchesters. After everything the angel had done for him.
“Doesn’t scare me, Bobby,” Cas whispered.
“But it scares me,” Bobby felt everything breaking again, “It scares me losing another person to this,” It wasn’t supposed to go like this. Hellhounds were supposed to go after the weak, the easy targets, not warriors, “I just can’t lose you too.”
“You’re not,” Cas’s fingertips pressed hard into Bobby’s.
“I’m losing everything,” Bobby admitted with a soft whisper as he looked down into dull blue eyes and Cas looked up and gave him a shakey smile.
“It will be okay, Bobby. I feel it.”
“What you feel is the blood loss kid.” Bobby shook his head and wiped his damp eyes on his shoulder and almost pummeled the fallen angel when he felt his hands being lifted off Cas’s stomach. “What are you doing? Don’t do this! I can’t lose you, not here and not now!”
“You aren’t,” Castiel grasped the sides of Bobby’s face with slick, bloody hands. “Look.”
Bobby’s eyes trailed down to the gore he expected to see but he saw silky skin and looked back to Castiel wondering what happened.
“I’m not as far gone as we thought.”
“Thank God!” Bobby wrapped his arms around the angel, ignoring the hot trails of tears creeping down his cheeks. “Don’t you ever do that again, Bird Brain, or I’ll kill you my self.”
Title: In Heaven and Cell Phones
Author: youaredriving aka Scarletsptember
Rating: PG
Fandom/Characters: Supernatural, Ash, Ellen, Pamela, various
Summary: Ash makes cell phones and hands them out in heaven...what fun for Dr. Badass and God
If God could actually pin Ash down, he’d have a bone to pick with the man. The damn cell phones, while a nice gesture for the occupants of heaven where not meant to be. How Ash managed to get cell phones in heaven and then passed them out to separate heavens? That was a miracle, and God did not spread miracles lightly.
So by chance when God was strolling through Ellen Harvelle’s version of Heaven and she was laughing with Mary Winchester over some idiot thing John had done this time, he stopped to listen until he got the evil eye from the woman. So he went over the Winchester’s. John was laughing and water was spurting from the sink and Mary hung up her phone, shoving in deep in her jeans pocket.
The next heaven he walked through was Pamela’s and she was screaming at the top of her lungs in her phone at Ash as she listened to AC/DC, “Listen MIT boy, can’t you hear the fun? You need some after all this! Come on over. I know you can.”
She grinned wide and thrust a fist in the air, “Hell yeah, see you in a sec.”
Sure enough Ash showed up and God left the concert. Maybe it wasn’t so bad, as long as Ash didn’t start handing out his phone number God could handle a few drunken phone calls from Dr. Badass every now and then.
Title: It was more interesting than class
Author: youaredriving aka Scarletsptember
Rating: PG
Fandom/Characters: Supernatural, Charlie (Season one - Bloody Mary Episode)
Summary: Charlie takes up hunting after meeting the Winchesters
It didn’t take long after the Bloody Mary incident for Charlie to get interested in what the Winchesters did. So she started researching. It was more interesting than what she was being taught in class anyways and it looked like she was doing what she was supposed to so why not?
Then it started getting interesting when she made the odd connections here and there. It took the rest of her senior year and her GPA dropping to a barely graduating average but she didn’t really give a damn about that before she felt she was ready to take on anything.
She had collected enough salt, all the funds she saved up from past jobs to get fake IDs and she made her way to the shady side of town to get her first gun. It wasn’t much but it was a sawed off and it was perfect for ghosts and that’s where she was starting out at.
She did a lot of target practice before hand to make sure she could handle the weapon correctly and surprised all the men at the range when she asked if she was doing everything right. Wasn’t the brightest question in the book but they took to helping her when she launched into a domestic violence story and they hooked her up with bullets, another gun, and enough cleaning supplies to last the year.
The first ghost was hard. Digging the grave by herself just about knocked her off her feet, but it was hurting little kids and someone needed to take care of it, so she hurried her ass up and burned the bones in a blaze of lighter fluid.
This life wasn’t going to be easy but there wasn’t anything else she could do. Someone had to help the people who didn’t know and if she could do something then she would.
Title: A First for Everything
Author: youaredriving aka Scarletsptember
Rating: G
Fandom/Characters: Supernatural, Sam, Lisa (Spoilers for Season five finale lurk here)
Summary: Sam never thought he'd have an enemy in a human
Sam never thought he’d hate another human so much but Lisa is something different and she knows it. Anytime he and Dean are hanging out, which isn’t too often now, she shows up and it’s magnetic the way Dean moves to her at a crook of the finger. It’s like he didn’t sacrifice himself for the world, and he isn’t blood.
Sam knows he should be happy for Dean. The fact that Dean has found someone that makes him happy but it’s like the only way Sam gets a few minutes of Dean’s time is by saying something about the possibility of an angry spirit, a demon, or whatever bad thing he can think of. It’s low and petty, and Lisa knows the game he’s playing just like he knows her game but it doesn’t stop him.
Just like it didn’t stop him from seeing if she was a demon, a shape-shifter, or anything that couldn’t cross salt when he came back. Sure it got him some odd looks from Dean but he had to make sure she was at least human for having his brother so ensnared. He always blamed his odd little humanity tests on paranoia after the cage. Dean shrugged it off and Lisa glared.
It didn’t stop her from making whatever pie or cake that would grab Dean’s attention and gratitude the quickest. She fought dirty and drove Sam up the walls playing AC/DC while cooking.
Sam never thought he’d have an enemy in a human, but there was a first for everything.