ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO PET A MEERKAT.
So, I'm researching unusual gifts (FOR MYSELF, OF COURSE).
Now, if I lived on the East Coast, I can assure you I would be asking for the $545 Llama enounter where you get to "take a two-day trek through the forest accompanied by a lovable, gentle llama with an experienced naturalist as your guide. Experience the fun, convenience and magic of exploring the great outdoors with one of these amazing animals. Hike at your own pace while a smart, sure-footed llama carries your gear. Don't forget to bring your camera!" (see: LLAMA EXPERIENCE
BUT I HAVE FOUND SOMETHING EVEN BETTER ON THE WEST COAST, FRIENDS. And so help me god, if someone buys me this I will LOVE THEM FOREVER.
MEERKAT VISIT
Yes, for only $100, me and three of my closest friends can drive to Palm Spring and HANG OUT WITH MEERKATS FOR 2 HOURS. The Meerkat is my 2nd favorite animal (second only to Bigfoots, and they're a lot harder to go hang out with).
THIS LADY COULD BE ME!
DO IT FOR THE PICTURES! I WILL BUY THIS FOR MYSELF, I WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
MEERKATS WILL "UNTIE YOUR SHOES." Amazing.
(Yes, this is x-posted in a myspace bulletin, I figure I really touch more people there).
Now, if I lived on the East Coast, I can assure you I would be asking for the $545 Llama enounter where you get to "take a two-day trek through the forest accompanied by a lovable, gentle llama with an experienced naturalist as your guide. Experience the fun, convenience and magic of exploring the great outdoors with one of these amazing animals. Hike at your own pace while a smart, sure-footed llama carries your gear. Don't forget to bring your camera!" (see: LLAMA EXPERIENCE
BUT I HAVE FOUND SOMETHING EVEN BETTER ON THE WEST COAST, FRIENDS. And so help me god, if someone buys me this I will LOVE THEM FOREVER.
MEERKAT VISIT
Yes, for only $100, me and three of my closest friends can drive to Palm Spring and HANG OUT WITH MEERKATS FOR 2 HOURS. The Meerkat is my 2nd favorite animal (second only to Bigfoots, and they're a lot harder to go hang out with).
THIS LADY COULD BE ME!
DO IT FOR THE PICTURES! I WILL BUY THIS FOR MYSELF, I WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
MEERKATS WILL "UNTIE YOUR SHOES." Amazing.
(Yes, this is x-posted in a myspace bulletin, I figure I really touch more people there).