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Click to viewuh, hour long season premiere AND hour long episodes for the next three weeks!? OFFICE PARTIES, anyone?
(note: Office Party will consist of arriving at a predetermined Office-viewing household promptly at 7:45pm. Doors will be locked at 7:55pm. No arriving late. Turn off all cell phones or place them in vibrate mode. Leave cell phones in pockets so as not to create the distracting noise that occurs when a cell phone is vibrating on a hard surface. We all know what I am talking about. Texting is fine, so long as no sounds come out of the phone as each button is pressed. Use T-9, people, it's a lot faster. Talking during the episode will be STRICTLY PROHIBITED. Viewers may only talk during commercial breaks. Subjects of discussion should be limited to what was previously seen in the television program so as not to create distractions. You think I am joking? I only kind of am. And don't even think of changing the channels during commercial breaks. No one is able to time it right and get back to the original channel without missing even a few seconds. Don't kid yourself.)
x-posted to lamespace.