hurf durr meme

Mar 19, 2010 19:32

I don't really use this thing anymore myself, just keep up with RSS feeds and cheeky bastards like tribaldemon who tagged me with a 5 words meme.

Collecting, Canada, Humour, Relationships, Issues

Collecting

It's been a crutch, pleasure and time and money waster for me since I was a kid. The first thing I ever collected was stamps and coins, because I spent a lot of time with my grandfather who was into the same - passed through toys, Star Trek memorabilia, debts, etc - the current collection is video games. By Christ is it a biggun, too.

Canada

The land of my birth, and the accent I still have after living in Australia for 24 years. I don't really miss it that much, but I still think of it as my ancestral land and all that crap, I suppose. I definitely miss the modern conveniences of the western world that are sadly lacking here, although slowly happening. Guess what, Western Australia, daylight savings time and extended trading hours aren't going to destroy junior sport, confuse your cattle or fade your fucking drapes. Also, people need to sell dill pickle potato chips here.

Humour

I enjoy the surreal, the profane and the ridiculous - practically anything except fart jokes and slapstick. Watching a Home Alone movie makes me want to tear my eyes out.. having said that, I can dig the Three Stooges. Also, of course, the fart scene from "Blazing Saddles" is the Alpha and Omega of anal comedy. If you want an instant window into my tastes, check out Derek and Clive, Bill Hicks and Hunter S Thompson.. I'm not sure HST would count as a humourist exactly, but his writing most definitely has a sense of humour to it.

Relationships

Oh Christ. I take them entirely too seriously, and don't have enough of them. Thirty seven and I've had two serious relationships in my life, both of which fucked me up in numerous ways after their conclusions. Hopefully the next one I'm trying to embark on will (a) actually become a relationship and (b) not be fucked up by me or the other person any time soon.

Issues

I got more issues than DC and Marvel combined, muttafucka. I suppose rampant insecurity, minimal self esteem and materialism as a crutch would be a good place to start.
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