I swear to god I am in love with a stripper...
Me, Rob, Robbie, Comeau and three of his friends from work went to Mac 2's. :) This was basically because it was one the "friends" 18th birthday, so we were all kinda showin him a good time. Personally I didn't know the kid, so I took out some money from the bank, made it into ones, and decided to have a good time for myself having never been before. Let me start this off by saying wow. Never before have I seen as many beautiful women in one room, and never all with their clothes off...or in possibly the sexiest outfits I have ever seen. I came there thinking I'd be seeing some second rate chicks I wouldn't normally be staring at except that it's a strip club and that's what you're supposed to do. But not like that at all. I could talk forever about that...but I'll move on to save you the reading.
So we sit down, I park myself in a nice side/corner type seat and I'm glad too because we got the most action from the girls. It was bam, bam, bam...and then yes...bam...one after another just gorgeous girls and they take their clothes off and rub your face in their tits for dollar bills. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me. Now before you go ahead and call me a pervert, take this into considering...I love beautiful women. Now listen to this, to be honest, when a gorgeous girl that you don't know has her pussy in your face, it's fun sure, but it does make me feel a little guilty. That is probably just my 9 years of catholic school tapping me on the shoulder, but I ignored it the best I could...never fear. ;)
Now here is something you may or may not believe. Girls...and not just dykish ugly ones...but actually pretty decent girls can be found at these joints. One girl and a few of her friends parked next to me and she was dishing out shitloads of money for these girls. She knew all of their names and really likes it when they put the money in her shirt and took it out with their mouths...hell I did too, but these are non-dykish looking girls we're talking about here lol. So I talk to her a bit, infact righter after some nice stripper had just bent over right inbetween us and showed us all she had to offer. I'm like "so you're into this shit?" and she says "oh yea, I come here a lot, like once a week. Is this your first time?" And I say..."yes...I am a strip club virgin and I'll admit I fumbled a bit at first...didn't really know where to put it...but in the end it got there and she was happy."...of course I was talking about giving money to the strippers in the most sexual way I possibly could. She got a kick out of it, but I still couldn't believe how into it her and her friends were.
But of course eventually people had to go, we had been there for 3 hours or so and they had to get up early or some shit. It was a lot of fun and most of us didn't want to go. So Robbie, Comeau and I decide a nice finish would be to get a lapdance from some of the hottest girls. So Robbie went first, hand picking this amazingly limber red headed chip who can deepthroat dollar bills (yea, I saw it). I was looking around for this particular girl I saw earlier...huuuuge you knows, amazing ass, just overall very very sexy. So, as I said I love beautiful girls, I looked around for her but I couldn't find her. So Comeau went next with this gorgeous blonde girl who I believe was climbing the pole on stage backwards only minutes earlier lol. Finally I spot the girl I wanted...Francesca is her name...how sweet. Here's how the convo went...you should laugh at my shyness...
Me: *tap on her shoulder* "Hi, can I have a lap dance?"
Her: *laughs* "Sure..." *holds my hand, walks me over to the comfy seats*
Me: *on the way to comfy seats* "I meant to say hi first...so hi"
Her: *laughs, we sit down* "Your so cute, I love your hair cut"
Me: *blushing* "well I try..."
Her "What's your name?"
Me: "Alex...what's yours?"
Her: "Francesca"
Me: "That name sounds delicious" *drools a bit* "Where are you from?"
Her: "Lowell"
Me: "Oh yea, I go to school there...but I live in Haverhill."
Her: "You don't live at school?"
Me: "Um...yea I do but ya know I live at home to...ya know." *nervous from her amazing hottness*
Her: *laughs, then starts her shit* "Be comfortable."
Me: *thinking that's almost impossible, but I'll try*
Her: *doing amazing things*
Me: "You smell really nice"
Her: *laughs* "Thanks" *trying to concentrate on sexing me up*
Me: "You know you're pretty good at your job"
Her: *laughs*
.......5 minutes later.....
Her: "You want more?"
Me: *really wanting more* "For free? :)"
Her: "No, $20."
Me: "Nope...haha...it was worth every penny...but pennies are worth more the more you spend"
Her: *laughs* "Ok...thank you* *smooch*
Me: *smooch back*
Annnnnd that concludes my lap dance lol. Yea...probably not as entertaining to read as I made it out to be, but it sure was entertaining to be there. :) Well that concludes my strip club experience from start to finish and illustrating most of what happened in the middle. I need more dolla bills and more g strings to put them in. I'm mostly afraid that after tonight whenever I go to pay for something that costs a dollar I'll end up putting the dollar bill in my mouse expecting the cashier to grab it out with her mouth and completely forgetting my manners. Haha...maybe not, let's hope not. Anyhow...until next time.
So we sit down, I park myself in a nice side/corner type seat and I'm glad too because we got the most action from the girls. It was bam, bam, bam...and then yes...bam...one after another just gorgeous girls and they take their clothes off and rub your face in their tits for dollar bills. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me. Now before you go ahead and call me a pervert, take this into considering...I love beautiful women. Now listen to this, to be honest, when a gorgeous girl that you don't know has her pussy in your face, it's fun sure, but it does make me feel a little guilty. That is probably just my 9 years of catholic school tapping me on the shoulder, but I ignored it the best I could...never fear. ;)
Now here is something you may or may not believe. Girls...and not just dykish ugly ones...but actually pretty decent girls can be found at these joints. One girl and a few of her friends parked next to me and she was dishing out shitloads of money for these girls. She knew all of their names and really likes it when they put the money in her shirt and took it out with their mouths...hell I did too, but these are non-dykish looking girls we're talking about here lol. So I talk to her a bit, infact righter after some nice stripper had just bent over right inbetween us and showed us all she had to offer. I'm like "so you're into this shit?" and she says "oh yea, I come here a lot, like once a week. Is this your first time?" And I say..."yes...I am a strip club virgin and I'll admit I fumbled a bit at first...didn't really know where to put it...but in the end it got there and she was happy."...of course I was talking about giving money to the strippers in the most sexual way I possibly could. She got a kick out of it, but I still couldn't believe how into it her and her friends were.
But of course eventually people had to go, we had been there for 3 hours or so and they had to get up early or some shit. It was a lot of fun and most of us didn't want to go. So Robbie, Comeau and I decide a nice finish would be to get a lapdance from some of the hottest girls. So Robbie went first, hand picking this amazingly limber red headed chip who can deepthroat dollar bills (yea, I saw it). I was looking around for this particular girl I saw earlier...huuuuge you knows, amazing ass, just overall very very sexy. So, as I said I love beautiful girls, I looked around for her but I couldn't find her. So Comeau went next with this gorgeous blonde girl who I believe was climbing the pole on stage backwards only minutes earlier lol. Finally I spot the girl I wanted...Francesca is her name...how sweet. Here's how the convo went...you should laugh at my shyness...
Me: *tap on her shoulder* "Hi, can I have a lap dance?"
Her: *laughs* "Sure..." *holds my hand, walks me over to the comfy seats*
Me: *on the way to comfy seats* "I meant to say hi first...so hi"
Her: *laughs, we sit down* "Your so cute, I love your hair cut"
Me: *blushing* "well I try..."
Her "What's your name?"
Me: "Alex...what's yours?"
Her: "Francesca"
Me: "That name sounds delicious" *drools a bit* "Where are you from?"
Her: "Lowell"
Me: "Oh yea, I go to school there...but I live in Haverhill."
Her: "You don't live at school?"
Me: "Um...yea I do but ya know I live at home to...ya know." *nervous from her amazing hottness*
Her: *laughs, then starts her shit* "Be comfortable."
Me: *thinking that's almost impossible, but I'll try*
Her: *doing amazing things*
Me: "You smell really nice"
Her: *laughs* "Thanks" *trying to concentrate on sexing me up*
Me: "You know you're pretty good at your job"
Her: *laughs*
.......5 minutes later.....
Her: "You want more?"
Me: *really wanting more* "For free? :)"
Her: "No, $20."
Me: "Nope...haha...it was worth every penny...but pennies are worth more the more you spend"
Her: *laughs* "Ok...thank you* *smooch*
Me: *smooch back*
Annnnnd that concludes my lap dance lol. Yea...probably not as entertaining to read as I made it out to be, but it sure was entertaining to be there. :) Well that concludes my strip club experience from start to finish and illustrating most of what happened in the middle. I need more dolla bills and more g strings to put them in. I'm mostly afraid that after tonight whenever I go to pay for something that costs a dollar I'll end up putting the dollar bill in my mouse expecting the cashier to grab it out with her mouth and completely forgetting my manners. Haha...maybe not, let's hope not. Anyhow...until next time.