i thought i died again.
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last night i woke up at precisely 420 and thought my spleen exploded. i'm not kidding you. i had this intense shooting pain in my side. then i got really thirsty. so i thought, before i go wake up my mom to tell her that my spleen has exploded, i will get a drink. so i make my way to the kitchen, but i don't remember how far i got. i remember getting really dizzy really fast, and everything going black. next thing i know, i'm on the floor in the dining room and my head hurts really bad. i look up and i try to see how it is i got on the floor and why my head hurts. oh. i hit it on the china cabinet. i try to stand up and i stumble towards the stairs (my mom's room is downstairs) and at the stairwell i pass out again, and yes, hitting my head on the door frame this time. i make it down the stairs alright, but i couldn't see or hear anything. i get to the hallway near my mom's room, and i passed out again, hitting my freaking head AGAIN on the cold hard floor. i scream for my mom until she comes and try in broken sentances to explain that i thought something inside exploded and then i couldn't see and then i hit my head and now i can't feel my hands or my feet. my head hurts. i need some water. get me some water. i'm still dizzy. it's so hot in here.
it turns out that i probably have whatever heart disease that my mom has. basically. you know how when your house is too cold in the winter, so you turn up the thermostat a degree or two? you wouldn't just crank it up all the way. well if your blood pressure gets too low, your body turns it up, except with my mom's heart disease, and maybe mine, your body just cranks it up really effing high. and then you pass out. really fast. so i think i might go to the doctor to see if my heart is broken.
i am definitely just kidding.
last night i woke up at precisely 420 and thought my spleen exploded. i'm not kidding you. i had this intense shooting pain in my side. then i got really thirsty. so i thought, before i go wake up my mom to tell her that my spleen has exploded, i will get a drink. so i make my way to the kitchen, but i don't remember how far i got. i remember getting really dizzy really fast, and everything going black. next thing i know, i'm on the floor in the dining room and my head hurts really bad. i look up and i try to see how it is i got on the floor and why my head hurts. oh. i hit it on the china cabinet. i try to stand up and i stumble towards the stairs (my mom's room is downstairs) and at the stairwell i pass out again, and yes, hitting my head on the door frame this time. i make it down the stairs alright, but i couldn't see or hear anything. i get to the hallway near my mom's room, and i passed out again, hitting my freaking head AGAIN on the cold hard floor. i scream for my mom until she comes and try in broken sentances to explain that i thought something inside exploded and then i couldn't see and then i hit my head and now i can't feel my hands or my feet. my head hurts. i need some water. get me some water. i'm still dizzy. it's so hot in here.
it turns out that i probably have whatever heart disease that my mom has. basically. you know how when your house is too cold in the winter, so you turn up the thermostat a degree or two? you wouldn't just crank it up all the way. well if your blood pressure gets too low, your body turns it up, except with my mom's heart disease, and maybe mine, your body just cranks it up really effing high. and then you pass out. really fast. so i think i might go to the doctor to see if my heart is broken.