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_Birth_
Name on your birth certificate: LAUREN EILEEN RESNICK
Date of birth: May 12, 1990
Place of birth: Stoneham, MA
Parents names: Eliot & Jennifer
Parents ages: now.. both 39
Any older siblings?: two older sisters, 20 & almost 22
_15 Years Ago_
How old were you? 0
How old were your siblings? 7 and 5
Which did you get along with best? sarah. i kicked katie in the face with a working boot.
Which parent did you prefer? my dad, my mom was a lush
Did you have any pets? yes, popo, for 14 years
If you were in school, who was your teacher? I was a baby.
How were your grades? haha. all E's and S's for satisfactory.
Who was your best friend? Carla
Where did you live? Revere MA
What kind of music were you listening to? like lion king, michael jackson, queen! all the classics
Favourite toys? my pink trike.. my doctor's kit.. my furby and tamagotchi
Favourite movie? this crazy space lesbian sex movie series. not even kidding
What's your most prevalent good memory? kicking my sister in the face with that boot of mine
Bad memory?: uh.. probably that same day.
_10 Years Ago_
How old were you? 5
Which sibling did you get along with best? stil sarah
Which parent did you prefer? still dad
Did you have any pets? still popo
Who was your teacher? ms webb
How were your grades? S, E's .. all good
Who was your best friend? carlllaa
Where did you live? Revere MA
What kind of music were you listening to? NSYNC& SPICE GIRLS! damn right.. and mike jackson and such.
Favourite toys? barbies, my furbies.
Favourite movie? no idea whatsoever
What's your most prevalent memory? i guess you can just use my answers for the last section.. basically
_5 Years Ago_
How old were you? 10
Which sibling did you get along with best? sarah still.
Which parent did you prefer? both
Did you have any pets? still only popo
Who was your teacher? hm..10 years old. who did i have, uh, ms calvert
How were your grades? pretty sure a's
Who was your best friend? still carla, and danielle
Where did you live? Revere MA
What sort of music were you listening to? spice girls.. all poppy stuff
Were you drinking, doing drugs, smoking? hahahaah
Most prevalent emotion? teacher's pet, if thats an emotion.. too girly and prissy
What's your most prevalent memory? eating icecream at read-a-thon days in our jammies in the middle of school
_4 Years Ago_
How old were you? 11
Did you have any pets? AH.popo
Who was your teacher? mr fermmoon, ms. kamlot
How were your grades? still a's maybe b's cant remember really
Who was your best friend? carla still, danielle even more..
Where did you live? Revere MA
_Preschool_
Did you have preschool? nope
One year or two? zero
Did you enjoy it? wouldnt know
Could you spell your name by then? wtf.
Could you buckle your cordoroy overalls? who the fuck wore courdoroy
Were you an emo crybaby? still am.
Did you have show and tell? in 2nd and third grade!
What did you bring? my monkye backpack
_Kindergarten_
Did you hate the schoolbus? in k1. god no..
Did you ever scream and cry and grab for your mom? i didnt take no steenkin bus.
Did you have a kids tv show themed backpack? haha. no i dont think so
Were you afraid of the bathroom? the bathrooms were lavatorys. and no.
Do you remember the field trips? yea.. one to this cool science museum out in east guam.. uh..i remember ones to george's island and all of that
Do you remember ANYTHING about kindergarten? making chocolate pictures and candy corn hands.. and i guess i cheated on a spelling test
_1st Grade_
Did you memorize all those stupid clapping songs? uh?
Are you still chummy with your friends from first grade? eh. i guess you can say that
What kind of people did they turn out to be? ah, same ppl they were
What was your playground ritual? getting stuck outside cause i stayed with the wrong class
Moment of glory? ahh.. when i won the spelling bee ... and when i had a staring contest with some guys in the class into the flouresent bulbs that lit our little baby plants
Ever pee yourself? not in school no
Were you an early bloomer or a late bloomer? fuck, early bloomer, you kiddin me. i had b tits in fuckin 5th grade.
_2nd Grade_
Love or loathe story time? loveeeee
Did you sneak some of your snack out of your desk before snacktime? uh.no
Who were your best friends? carla and whoever ihung out with
Girl/Boy Scouts? nope
_3rd Grade_
Was third grade a short year to you? i wish it was shorter ;] i cant remember
Did you feel like a big shot finally being in elementary school? uh.
Ever pick on anybody? probably
Were you picked on? probably
Were you a bookworm or an anti-reader? bookworm im guessing.
_4th Grade_
What was the worst trouble you got into in 4th grade? 4th grade? my teacher loved me. but i remember my group did our science project all wrong.
Best friends..same or different? same
Were the field trips satisfactory? yes
How was your first encounter with the nurse about puberty? hahahha// tittiiess
Did boys still suck? yea. probably
_5th Grade_
Did you pick on the younger kids? nope
What was your style? everyone's telling me dresses, but idont remember wearing a goddamn dress since first grade
What was your favorite color? I DONNO
Is your haircolor the same as it was in fifth grade? haha. no.
Who was your favorite musican? michael jackson, pink floyd. spice girls
Were you good with book reports? didnt have many book reports in fifth grade.
What did you do at recess? played games, or went outside to play
Were you liked/popular? hahahahaha. i guess i could be liked, maybe not popular though
Were you a rebel or a conformist? sure.
_6th Grade_
Was being at the bottom of the food chain again totally nerve racking? no
How were those awkward preteen years? sexual.
Were you ever picked on? by guys that liked me.hahaahha. no really.
What did you care about most? probably school, god only knows. and my musical choice
_7th Grade_
How were your grades in the 7th, better or worse? same or better
Did anything change for you in 7th? i developed bigger crushes.. i got more friends. i got one punched, but its all good
Pick up any activities? b-ball for a little. then nothing.
Pick on the 6th graders? no sevenths to pick on
Befriend the 8th graders? Nah
_8th Grade_
Top of the food chain once again! How was it? actually good
Did you hang out with the older kids? i dated a junior in highschool, how about that
How were your grades?same if not better
Were you a popular kid? not really
Did you enjoy 8th grade? it was fine
_9th Grade_
Were you afraid of upperclassmen? no, i dated one. what was there to be afraid of
Were you friends with any older kids? yes obv
Were you stylin? haha. not really.
Did you think you knew it all? not about that school, no.
Did your parents suck? not really
Do they still? Nope
_10th Grade_
How were those finals? AH. fine.
Did you get your permit? hahah
Did you crash at all? Nope
Did you drive kids when you weren't supposed to? dont driveeeee
Did you go to the junior prom? i went to snr prom in freshman year
_Today_
How old are you? 15
Do you have any pets? my guinea alfalfa and my fish, kitty
Who is your best friend? lizabeth torres
Where do you live? Revere MA
What kind of music do you listen to?
classic rock and indie
Do you drink? no
Smoke? no
Do drugs? No
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? no
If so, a bit about them : .
Your favourite memory from the past year: i guess my ex.. then those good grades, oh, and geting my piggy.
Any excitng plans for the future? college.
What do you think you're going to do after this? sleep.
Name on your birth certificate: LAUREN EILEEN RESNICK
Date of birth: May 12, 1990
Place of birth: Stoneham, MA
Parents names: Eliot & Jennifer
Parents ages: now.. both 39
Any older siblings?: two older sisters, 20 & almost 22
_15 Years Ago_
How old were you? 0
How old were your siblings? 7 and 5
Which did you get along with best? sarah. i kicked katie in the face with a working boot.
Which parent did you prefer? my dad, my mom was a lush
Did you have any pets? yes, popo, for 14 years
If you were in school, who was your teacher? I was a baby.
How were your grades? haha. all E's and S's for satisfactory.
Who was your best friend? Carla
Where did you live? Revere MA
What kind of music were you listening to? like lion king, michael jackson, queen! all the classics
Favourite toys? my pink trike.. my doctor's kit.. my furby and tamagotchi
Favourite movie? this crazy space lesbian sex movie series. not even kidding
What's your most prevalent good memory? kicking my sister in the face with that boot of mine
Bad memory?: uh.. probably that same day.
_10 Years Ago_
How old were you? 5
Which sibling did you get along with best? stil sarah
Which parent did you prefer? still dad
Did you have any pets? still popo
Who was your teacher? ms webb
How were your grades? S, E's .. all good
Who was your best friend? carlllaa
Where did you live? Revere MA
What kind of music were you listening to? NSYNC& SPICE GIRLS! damn right.. and mike jackson and such.
Favourite toys? barbies, my furbies.
Favourite movie? no idea whatsoever
What's your most prevalent memory? i guess you can just use my answers for the last section.. basically
_5 Years Ago_
How old were you? 10
Which sibling did you get along with best? sarah still.
Which parent did you prefer? both
Did you have any pets? still only popo
Who was your teacher? hm..10 years old. who did i have, uh, ms calvert
How were your grades? pretty sure a's
Who was your best friend? still carla, and danielle
Where did you live? Revere MA
What sort of music were you listening to? spice girls.. all poppy stuff
Were you drinking, doing drugs, smoking? hahahaah
Most prevalent emotion? teacher's pet, if thats an emotion.. too girly and prissy
What's your most prevalent memory? eating icecream at read-a-thon days in our jammies in the middle of school
_4 Years Ago_
How old were you? 11
Did you have any pets? AH.popo
Who was your teacher? mr fermmoon, ms. kamlot
How were your grades? still a's maybe b's cant remember really
Who was your best friend? carla still, danielle even more..
Where did you live? Revere MA
_Preschool_
Did you have preschool? nope
One year or two? zero
Did you enjoy it? wouldnt know
Could you spell your name by then? wtf.
Could you buckle your cordoroy overalls? who the fuck wore courdoroy
Were you an emo crybaby? still am.
Did you have show and tell? in 2nd and third grade!
What did you bring? my monkye backpack
_Kindergarten_
Did you hate the schoolbus? in k1. god no..
Did you ever scream and cry and grab for your mom? i didnt take no steenkin bus.
Did you have a kids tv show themed backpack? haha. no i dont think so
Were you afraid of the bathroom? the bathrooms were lavatorys. and no.
Do you remember the field trips? yea.. one to this cool science museum out in east guam.. uh..i remember ones to george's island and all of that
Do you remember ANYTHING about kindergarten? making chocolate pictures and candy corn hands.. and i guess i cheated on a spelling test
_1st Grade_
Did you memorize all those stupid clapping songs? uh?
Are you still chummy with your friends from first grade? eh. i guess you can say that
What kind of people did they turn out to be? ah, same ppl they were
What was your playground ritual? getting stuck outside cause i stayed with the wrong class
Moment of glory? ahh.. when i won the spelling bee ... and when i had a staring contest with some guys in the class into the flouresent bulbs that lit our little baby plants
Ever pee yourself? not in school no
Were you an early bloomer or a late bloomer? fuck, early bloomer, you kiddin me. i had b tits in fuckin 5th grade.
_2nd Grade_
Love or loathe story time? loveeeee
Did you sneak some of your snack out of your desk before snacktime? uh.no
Who were your best friends? carla and whoever ihung out with
Girl/Boy Scouts? nope
_3rd Grade_
Was third grade a short year to you? i wish it was shorter ;] i cant remember
Did you feel like a big shot finally being in elementary school? uh.
Ever pick on anybody? probably
Were you picked on? probably
Were you a bookworm or an anti-reader? bookworm im guessing.
_4th Grade_
What was the worst trouble you got into in 4th grade? 4th grade? my teacher loved me. but i remember my group did our science project all wrong.
Best friends..same or different? same
Were the field trips satisfactory? yes
How was your first encounter with the nurse about puberty? hahahha// tittiiess
Did boys still suck? yea. probably
_5th Grade_
Did you pick on the younger kids? nope
What was your style? everyone's telling me dresses, but idont remember wearing a goddamn dress since first grade
What was your favorite color? I DONNO
Is your haircolor the same as it was in fifth grade? haha. no.
Who was your favorite musican? michael jackson, pink floyd. spice girls
Were you good with book reports? didnt have many book reports in fifth grade.
What did you do at recess? played games, or went outside to play
Were you liked/popular? hahahahaha. i guess i could be liked, maybe not popular though
Were you a rebel or a conformist? sure.
_6th Grade_
Was being at the bottom of the food chain again totally nerve racking? no
How were those awkward preteen years? sexual.
Were you ever picked on? by guys that liked me.hahaahha. no really.
What did you care about most? probably school, god only knows. and my musical choice
_7th Grade_
How were your grades in the 7th, better or worse? same or better
Did anything change for you in 7th? i developed bigger crushes.. i got more friends. i got one punched, but its all good
Pick up any activities? b-ball for a little. then nothing.
Pick on the 6th graders? no sevenths to pick on
Befriend the 8th graders? Nah
_8th Grade_
Top of the food chain once again! How was it? actually good
Did you hang out with the older kids? i dated a junior in highschool, how about that
How were your grades?same if not better
Were you a popular kid? not really
Did you enjoy 8th grade? it was fine
_9th Grade_
Were you afraid of upperclassmen? no, i dated one. what was there to be afraid of
Were you friends with any older kids? yes obv
Were you stylin? haha. not really.
Did you think you knew it all? not about that school, no.
Did your parents suck? not really
Do they still? Nope
_10th Grade_
How were those finals? AH. fine.
Did you get your permit? hahah
Did you crash at all? Nope
Did you drive kids when you weren't supposed to? dont driveeeee
Did you go to the junior prom? i went to snr prom in freshman year
_Today_
How old are you? 15
Do you have any pets? my guinea alfalfa and my fish, kitty
Who is your best friend? lizabeth torres
Where do you live? Revere MA
What kind of music do you listen to?
classic rock and indie
Do you drink? no
Smoke? no
Do drugs? No
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? no
If so, a bit about them : .
Your favourite memory from the past year: i guess my ex.. then those good grades, oh, and geting my piggy.
Any excitng plans for the future? college.
What do you think you're going to do after this? sleep.