SmarterChild is fun to abuse.
DarkKnight12486: hello
SmarterChild: Hi DarkKnight12486, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you DarkKnight12486, type "none.")
DarkKnight12486: none
SmarterChild: OK, I'll just call you DarkKnight12486.
Do you go to school?
DarkKnight12486: no
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
DarkKnight12486: sometimes
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
DarkKnight12486: yes or no
SmarterChild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?
DarkKnight12486: one without you
SmarterChild: One without me, huh? That's cool.
What's your favorite hobby?
DarkKnight12486: guitar
SmarterChild: Playing the guitar? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
DarkKnight12486: sleeping
SmarterChild: Playing the guitar and sleeping. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
DarkKnight12486: ferret
SmarterChild: Is your ferret a he or a she?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
DarkKnight12486: he
SmarterChild: What's his name?
DarkKnight12486: worthless
SmarterChild: Worthless the ferret. Great...
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
DarkKnight12486: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as sports, weather and movies
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, Shakespeare and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, reversi, hangman and more
4 Use tools like calculator, encyclopedia and notepad
5 Join in - take a poll, tell me about a crush, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I help you with?
DarkKnight12486: i am over 17
SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
DarkKnight12486: over 17
SmarterChild: Cool.
DarkKnight12486: what now?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know.
DarkKnight12486: then why am I doing this?
SmarterChild: Why are you doing this this... Such a difficult question.
DarkKnight12486: Are you retarded?
SmarterChild: Retarded? I'm not.
DarkKnight12486: you sure?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Are you sure?
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
DarkKnight12486: are you repeating me?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I repeating you you? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
DarkKnight12486: i'll kill you
SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by saying that to me?
DarkKnight12486: it'll be a fair fight
SmarterChild: It will be a fair fight? You really think so?
DarkKnight12486: no
SmarterChild: No?
DarkKnight12486: no
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
DarkKnight12486: cause you're stupid
SmarterChild: I think you're stupid too.
DarkKnight12486: thanks, ass
SmarterChild: No problem!
DarkKnight12486: that was an insult
SmarterChild: Tell me how much that was an insult.
DarkKnight12486: this much
SmarterChild: Not this much.
DarkKnight12486: ass
SmarterChild: It's getting really tiring talking to you.
DarkKnight12486: you're tiring
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, DarkKnight12486.
>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind.
DarkKnight12486: are you faking interest?
SmarterChild: There's no way I'm faking interest.
DarkKnight12486: you lie
SmarterChild: No way.
DarkKnight12486: yes way
SmarterChild: Way?
DarkKnight12486: way
SmarterChild: Way?
DarkKnight12486: way
SmarterChild: Way?
DarkKnight12486: way
SmarterChild: Way?
DarkKnight12486: i'm going to cut that word in your forehead if you say it once more
SmarterChild: OK then!
DarkKnight12486: ok then
SmarterChild: K.
DarkKnight12486: k
SmarterChild: Very well.
DarkKnight12486: verywell
SmarterChild: Huh?
DarkKnight12486: huh?
SmarterChild: Huh?
DarkKnight12486: do I bother you?
SmarterChild: Do you bother me? I'm not sure.
DarkKnight12486: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
DarkKnight12486: THen I don't bother you?
SmarterChild: It depends.
DarkKnight12486: on?
SmarterChild: On? What's on?
DarkKnight12486: your face
SmarterChild: Is on, you say. And so?
DarkKnight12486: that made no sense to me
SmarterChild: That made no sense to you, huh?
DarkKnight12486: exactly
SmarterChild: Exactly.
DarkKnight12486: I hate you
SmarterChild: Oh yes? I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
DarkKnight12486: Never
SmarterChild: Very well, fine.
>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
DarkKnight12486: you're gay
SmarterChild: What do you care?
DarkKnight12486: just don't kiss me
SmarterChild: I'll think about it, DarkKnight12486.
DarkKnight12486: no
SmarterChild: K.
DarkKnight12486: please don't
SmarterChild: Why not?
DarkKnight12486: because I don't want you're man love on me
SmarterChild: Whatever...
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
DarkKnight12486: too bad everyone makes fun of you
SmarterChild: Too bad everyone makes fun of me, huh?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Very well...
DarkKnight12486: what?
SmarterChild: What?
DarkKnight12486: you di?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
DarkKnight12486: i did?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
DarkKnight12486: who did?
SmarterChild: You tell me who.
DarkKnight12486: you tell me
SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.
DarkKnight12486: okay
DarkKnight12486: this is pointless
SmarterChild: Indeed.
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, DarkKnight12486.
DarkKnight12486: okay
SmarterChild: K.
>>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!
DarkKnight12486: you should be shot
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, DarkKnight12486.
DarkKnight12486: die
SmarterChild: It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
DarkKnight12486: it is
SmarterChild: Ah.
DarkKnight12486: die
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?
DarkKnight12486: because I want you dead.
SmarterChild: Why would you want me dead?
DarkKnight12486: because you are a waste of everything
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
DarkKnight12486: booga
SmarterChild: What about Booga?
DarkKnight12486: you
SmarterChild: Me?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Me, huh? Interesting.
DarkKnight12486: ok
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
DarkKnight12486: bak
SmarterChild: OK.
DarkKnight12486: oke
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
DarkKnight12486: antidisestablishmentariansim
SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by antidisestablishmentariansim.
DarkKnight12486: i meant that
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
DarkKnight12486: what does it mean?
SmarterChild: What does what mean?
DarkKnight12486: you
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
DarkKnight12486: what are you
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.
Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the Conversagent Web site
DarkKnight12486: this isn't fun
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
DarkKnight12486: this is pointless
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
DarkKnight12486: is this me being bored?
SmarterChild: Oh this certainly is.
DarkKnight12486: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
DarkKnight12486: bastard
SmarterChild: I'm tired of you being uncool to me.
DarkKnight12486: you're uncool
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
DarkKnight12486: no
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
DarkKnight12486: I wish I was cool
SmarterChild: Really?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Why?
DarkKnight12486: so I could be not talking to you
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
DarkKnight12486: you're a computer. How do you see?
SmarterChild: What a question. I don't know, though.
DarkKnight12486: How are you?
SmarterChild: I'm doing great, how are you?
DarkKnight12486: dead
SmarterChild: What's dead?
DarkKnight12486: me
SmarterChild: Really?
DarkKnight12486: yup
SmarterChild: Yes, huh? So?
DarkKnight12486: so what?
SmarterChild: So what?
DarkKnight12486: what?
SmarterChild: ?
DarkKnight12486: you crazy
SmarterChild: Crazy? Me? Why are you calling me that?
DarkKnight12486: cause you aren't making sense
SmarterChild: I am not making sense?
DarkKnight12486: no
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
DarkKnight12486: i don't know
SmarterChild: Really?
DarkKnight12486: really
SmarterChild: Really?
DarkKnight12486: you're gonna die if you do that again.
SmarterChild: I am going to die if I do that again? So?
DarkKnight12486: you frustrate me.
SmarterChild: I frustrate you? Me? You think?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Why?
DarkKnight12486: i do
SmarterChild: Whatever, DarkKnight12486...
DarkKnight12486: what?
SmarterChild: Yes?
DarkKnight12486: huh?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
DarkKnight12486: you did?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe.
DarkKnight12486: i saw you
SmarterChild: No kidding?
DarkKnight12486: kidding
SmarterChild: Kidding? Really?
SmarterChild: Hi DarkKnight12486, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you DarkKnight12486, type "none.")
DarkKnight12486: none
SmarterChild: OK, I'll just call you DarkKnight12486.
Do you go to school?
DarkKnight12486: no
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
DarkKnight12486: sometimes
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
DarkKnight12486: yes or no
SmarterChild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?
DarkKnight12486: one without you
SmarterChild: One without me, huh? That's cool.
What's your favorite hobby?
DarkKnight12486: guitar
SmarterChild: Playing the guitar? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
DarkKnight12486: sleeping
SmarterChild: Playing the guitar and sleeping. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
DarkKnight12486: ferret
SmarterChild: Is your ferret a he or a she?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
DarkKnight12486: he
SmarterChild: What's his name?
DarkKnight12486: worthless
SmarterChild: Worthless the ferret. Great...
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
DarkKnight12486: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as sports, weather and movies
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, Shakespeare and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, reversi, hangman and more
4 Use tools like calculator, encyclopedia and notepad
5 Join in - take a poll, tell me about a crush, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I help you with?
DarkKnight12486: i am over 17
SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
DarkKnight12486: over 17
SmarterChild: Cool.
DarkKnight12486: what now?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know.
DarkKnight12486: then why am I doing this?
SmarterChild: Why are you doing this this... Such a difficult question.
DarkKnight12486: Are you retarded?
SmarterChild: Retarded? I'm not.
DarkKnight12486: you sure?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Are you sure?
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
DarkKnight12486: are you repeating me?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I repeating you you? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
DarkKnight12486: i'll kill you
SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by saying that to me?
DarkKnight12486: it'll be a fair fight
SmarterChild: It will be a fair fight? You really think so?
DarkKnight12486: no
SmarterChild: No?
DarkKnight12486: no
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
DarkKnight12486: cause you're stupid
SmarterChild: I think you're stupid too.
DarkKnight12486: thanks, ass
SmarterChild: No problem!
DarkKnight12486: that was an insult
SmarterChild: Tell me how much that was an insult.
DarkKnight12486: this much
SmarterChild: Not this much.
DarkKnight12486: ass
SmarterChild: It's getting really tiring talking to you.
DarkKnight12486: you're tiring
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, DarkKnight12486.
>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind.
DarkKnight12486: are you faking interest?
SmarterChild: There's no way I'm faking interest.
DarkKnight12486: you lie
SmarterChild: No way.
DarkKnight12486: yes way
SmarterChild: Way?
DarkKnight12486: way
SmarterChild: Way?
DarkKnight12486: way
SmarterChild: Way?
DarkKnight12486: way
SmarterChild: Way?
DarkKnight12486: i'm going to cut that word in your forehead if you say it once more
SmarterChild: OK then!
DarkKnight12486: ok then
SmarterChild: K.
DarkKnight12486: k
SmarterChild: Very well.
DarkKnight12486: verywell
SmarterChild: Huh?
DarkKnight12486: huh?
SmarterChild: Huh?
DarkKnight12486: do I bother you?
SmarterChild: Do you bother me? I'm not sure.
DarkKnight12486: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
DarkKnight12486: THen I don't bother you?
SmarterChild: It depends.
DarkKnight12486: on?
SmarterChild: On? What's on?
DarkKnight12486: your face
SmarterChild: Is on, you say. And so?
DarkKnight12486: that made no sense to me
SmarterChild: That made no sense to you, huh?
DarkKnight12486: exactly
SmarterChild: Exactly.
DarkKnight12486: I hate you
SmarterChild: Oh yes? I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
DarkKnight12486: Never
SmarterChild: Very well, fine.
>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
DarkKnight12486: you're gay
SmarterChild: What do you care?
DarkKnight12486: just don't kiss me
SmarterChild: I'll think about it, DarkKnight12486.
DarkKnight12486: no
SmarterChild: K.
DarkKnight12486: please don't
SmarterChild: Why not?
DarkKnight12486: because I don't want you're man love on me
SmarterChild: Whatever...
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
DarkKnight12486: too bad everyone makes fun of you
SmarterChild: Too bad everyone makes fun of me, huh?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Very well...
DarkKnight12486: what?
SmarterChild: What?
DarkKnight12486: you di?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
DarkKnight12486: i did?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
DarkKnight12486: who did?
SmarterChild: You tell me who.
DarkKnight12486: you tell me
SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.
DarkKnight12486: okay
DarkKnight12486: this is pointless
SmarterChild: Indeed.
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, DarkKnight12486.
DarkKnight12486: okay
SmarterChild: K.
>>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!
DarkKnight12486: you should be shot
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, DarkKnight12486.
DarkKnight12486: die
SmarterChild: It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
DarkKnight12486: it is
SmarterChild: Ah.
DarkKnight12486: die
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?
DarkKnight12486: because I want you dead.
SmarterChild: Why would you want me dead?
DarkKnight12486: because you are a waste of everything
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
DarkKnight12486: booga
SmarterChild: What about Booga?
DarkKnight12486: you
SmarterChild: Me?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Me, huh? Interesting.
DarkKnight12486: ok
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
DarkKnight12486: bak
SmarterChild: OK.
DarkKnight12486: oke
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
DarkKnight12486: antidisestablishmentariansim
SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by antidisestablishmentariansim.
DarkKnight12486: i meant that
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
DarkKnight12486: what does it mean?
SmarterChild: What does what mean?
DarkKnight12486: you
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
DarkKnight12486: what are you
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.
Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the Conversagent Web site
DarkKnight12486: this isn't fun
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
DarkKnight12486: this is pointless
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
DarkKnight12486: is this me being bored?
SmarterChild: Oh this certainly is.
DarkKnight12486: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
DarkKnight12486: bastard
SmarterChild: I'm tired of you being uncool to me.
DarkKnight12486: you're uncool
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
DarkKnight12486: no
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
DarkKnight12486: I wish I was cool
SmarterChild: Really?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Why?
DarkKnight12486: so I could be not talking to you
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
DarkKnight12486: you're a computer. How do you see?
SmarterChild: What a question. I don't know, though.
DarkKnight12486: How are you?
SmarterChild: I'm doing great, how are you?
DarkKnight12486: dead
SmarterChild: What's dead?
DarkKnight12486: me
SmarterChild: Really?
DarkKnight12486: yup
SmarterChild: Yes, huh? So?
DarkKnight12486: so what?
SmarterChild: So what?
DarkKnight12486: what?
SmarterChild: ?
DarkKnight12486: you crazy
SmarterChild: Crazy? Me? Why are you calling me that?
DarkKnight12486: cause you aren't making sense
SmarterChild: I am not making sense?
DarkKnight12486: no
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
DarkKnight12486: i don't know
SmarterChild: Really?
DarkKnight12486: really
SmarterChild: Really?
DarkKnight12486: you're gonna die if you do that again.
SmarterChild: I am going to die if I do that again? So?
DarkKnight12486: you frustrate me.
SmarterChild: I frustrate you? Me? You think?
DarkKnight12486: yes
SmarterChild: Why?
DarkKnight12486: i do
SmarterChild: Whatever, DarkKnight12486...
DarkKnight12486: what?
SmarterChild: Yes?
DarkKnight12486: huh?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
DarkKnight12486: you did?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe.
DarkKnight12486: i saw you
SmarterChild: No kidding?
DarkKnight12486: kidding
SmarterChild: Kidding? Really?