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[you_run_i_chase]

October fucking 14th. We've still got fucking fifteen more days before things end. At least. There are times when I hate this fucking boat. In the mean time, some god damn advice

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[19centconstable]

I don't think it's a good idea to entertain being...that sort of partner with someone just as a way of dealing with the current spooky goings on: in the scary moving pictures I have watched, that always seems to be how the inappropriately dressed teenagers get murdered.

[emptyyourself]

Seconded.

[you_run_i_chase]

When the hell have you seen a scary movie?

[emptyyourself]

Movie night.

Mozenrath subjected us to Scream.

[you_run_i_chase]

Weird....

[emptyyourself]

Indeed - but a rational explanation for my otherwise inexplicable knowledge of the unwritten rules one must know if one is to exist within the confines of a horror movie.

Never say 'I'll be right back' and promiscuity leads not only to sexually transmitted diseases, but certain death at the hands of a masked serial killer.

Important life lessons, those.

[you_run_i_chase]

It's a wonder I survived my formative years.

[emptyyourself]

I suppose it all depends on the number of firearms you have strapped to your person at any given time.

[you_run_i_chase]

Just guns? My how boring you must think me.

[emptyyourself]

Not boring. More of a one-trick pony.

[you_run_i_chase]

My my, Robes, if I didn't know better I'd say you were flirting.

[emptyyourself]

Parker, do you know the old saying which compares women to 'fish in the sea'? Plenty of, and all that rot?

First: In my case, there are not plenty of other fish in the sea.

Second: Holding with the aforementioned analogy, my wife is very likely one of those rare, brightly-coloured tropical fish, whereas you...are a barracuda.

I am not flirting.

[you_run_i_chase]

...No shit. I was teasing you, Snape.

I am a barracuda. A barracuda in sharp pointy heels.

[emptyyourself]

I realise it was meant in jest. There are certain people, however, who just might get the wrong idea.

I dislike sleeping on the sofa, as I've mentioned before.

[you_run_i_chase]

Dear people who might get the wrong idea: Snape is not my type. I am not his fucking type. He doesn't date barracudas.

I don't date bats.

Doctor, don't make him sleep on the couch etc.

[you_run_i_chase]

It's not. It's about just having a fuck buddy. Are you offering, Georgie?