Video. Because you can't swear in Disney.

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Apparently my fudging inmate fell over the fondant railing and is now floating around somewhere. Has anyone...

[An aside to someone off screen] Look. I flapjack told you that I am not a princess. Stop fermenting calling me that!

If anyone finds her let me fafafal know.

COME ON THESE AREN'T EVEN MAKING SENSE!

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[He's got birds just sitting on either side of him.] Yeah, I can find my fluffy inmate or Narvin either.

Dingle.

Doorknobs.

I swear to the sky I'm going to kick something right in its pantaloons.

...I'm surprised I got away with that one.

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Pantaloons is a good alternative to apples.

[Parker looks as if she's going to be sick.]

I hate this figment port!

[Video]

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I can't even make up words that work. See, I can say "plorking" now, but if I say the son of a grasshopper- AAARGH. I was trying to say "plork" there to replace it!

[The birds in unison ask What does "plork" mean?

He side-eyes one. Before bopping it into the tree beside of him. It sort of wobbles and spins dizzily with sparkles over it's head. Other bird giggles cheerfully at how funny it thinks this is.

Kay stares at his camera. Just.... stares.] Wanna bet she's a wicked queen?

[Video]

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My money's on wicked stepmother.

[Video]

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The boysenberry is bound to end up something. Now just to figure out who Cooper is.

[And the birds start to chirp a tune and look at him expectantly.

They stop as he stares at them.

They stare back, as if to say, Don't you know the words?]

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Call me footed crazy, but do you think he might be an actual Cooper?

God. Hug those birds.

[From the way she blinked? Clearly not what she wanted to say.]