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[Parker is a slow loris, and she's trying to avoid being seen as she heads down the hallway to the kitchens in order to find some fruit. Of course, she's hard to miss as Parker, because this adorable little climby creature is swearing like a sailor

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Hoffman is not having an easy time with being an animal.

He doesn't have an easy time with these sorts of floods, but this one's interesting. Even though he's a poor example of hyena, he still has hyper senses. He can still sneak up on things and he's riding a wave of animal instinct.

Hunt, sleep, Eat.

And look. It might be swearing but it's small and not a predator right? Right?

So he's applying all of his hyena power to following the small furry thing around.

[you_run_i_chase]

Parker was a hunter, even if she was little and small and prey-like at the moment. As a hunter, she had known the signs of her being followed. For a moment she went entirely still and then she turned her large brown eyes back behind her.

"Don't even think about it."

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Ever see a hyena look nonchalant?

That's what he's managing at the moment. Looking nonchalant.

"Who's following?"

[you_run_i_chase]

"You're following, you idiot." Oh angry cute Parker is both angry and cute with her hands on her midsection where her hips would be.

"Why the fuck are you following me?"

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"It's a public hallway!" So says the hyena licking his lips, "I can walk where I want!"

[you_run_i_chase]

"Then fucking want walk somewhere else." Chirping and spitting, the large brown eyes narrowing a bit.

Hoffman, don't make her shoot you again.

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Hoffman's only response is a barking laugh, "I'll be good. Promise."

[expectremorse]

Hoffman laughs. It's nice to be able to laugh so easily, "What're you going to do about it?"