Video-Awww, look at that face.

[you_run_i_chase]

[See Parker, see Parker looking adorable. See Parker looking adorable and squeaking for only animals to understand.]

Not even one fucking word.

[For those of you wondering Thisis what she is. Try that on her, though. I dare ya.]

Comments

[gimmethemap]

It's not so bad.

[you_run_i_chase]

I don't even know what kind of animal I am.

[gimmethemap]

I don't either. But you don't look edible.

[you_run_i_chase]

I suppose that's one fucking thing to be grateful for.

[gimmethemap]

Unless you're a kind of fish. But then you wouldn't be on your journal.

[you_run_i_chase]

I'm pretty sure I'm at least part fucking monkey.

[veni_vidi_valui]

Oh yes it does...

[gimmethemap]

Funny. So do you.

[veni_vidi_valui]

Merely an observation.

[gimmethemap]

Likewise.

Threats are the most ludicrous thing ever with these icons.

[you_run_i_chase]

Try it and I'll fucking remove your fangs.

Just a little!

[veni_vidi_valui]

And precisely how do you hope to succeed in that?

[you_run_i_chase]

You'd be fucking surprised.

[veni_vidi_valui]

Come along, then... Attempt it.

[you_run_i_chase]

Oh, do you think you fucking scare me just because you're a fucking snake?

[veni_vidi_valui]

I find your convictions... How should one phrase this? Amusing.