[voice] log 0001
*there's a bit of static and rustling*
Ahem, OK. I think it's working now... Lash here, log 0001. I don't see the point of writing or recording these stupid logs on the computer all the time, but whatever! Hawke says it will come in handy later, so I guess I have no choice. He is such a downer sometimes boooooo! I'll bet his logs are so dumb...
"Hello this is Hawke. I am boring and drink nothing but nasty black coffee all day. We won a battle today. The End!"
I bet that's what he says EVERY SINGLE DAY teeheehee! I hope he doesn't read my logs because he'll probably yell at me.
Anyway, nothing happened today! Sooooo boring here with the Allied Nations. All they do is sit around and talk about peace, the weather, and their stupid friends! B-O-R-I-N-G! That dumb monkey Max talks about food all the time, so that's different, at least! Teeheehee! He's such a pig-brain! I'm so glad I don't have to hang out with any of them, or I'd go crazy! At least Hawke doesn't say anything when he's around. I guess that's all since today was SO BORIIIIING. Lash, out!
Ahem, OK. I think it's working now... Lash here, log 0001. I don't see the point of writing or recording these stupid logs on the computer all the time, but whatever! Hawke says it will come in handy later, so I guess I have no choice. He is such a downer sometimes boooooo! I'll bet his logs are so dumb...
"Hello this is Hawke. I am boring and drink nothing but nasty black coffee all day. We won a battle today. The End!"
I bet that's what he says EVERY SINGLE DAY teeheehee! I hope he doesn't read my logs because he'll probably yell at me.
Anyway, nothing happened today! Sooooo boring here with the Allied Nations. All they do is sit around and talk about peace, the weather, and their stupid friends! B-O-R-I-N-G! That dumb monkey Max talks about food all the time, so that's different, at least! Teeheehee! He's such a pig-brain! I'm so glad I don't have to hang out with any of them, or I'd go crazy! At least Hawke doesn't say anything when he's around. I guess that's all since today was SO BORIIIIING. Lash, out!