LIVEJOURNAL RUINED MY LIFE
i hate livejournal- it's for fucking losers. i am no longer doing this journal shit.
i hate it.
people need to get lives... self-serving losers that update every single damn insignificant thing in their life to complete strangers need to die. shallow, self-obsessed idiots that fill their page with nothing but pictures of themsleves are annoying as fuck. everyone knows ya'll photoshopped yourselves to look better than you really do.
i have had a sudden change of heart, i have seen the light, i have seen the error of my ways...
although i am sad to see such a great name as "you_cunt" go to waste... screw it! it's TOO GOOD for this.
*****
dear livejournal,
your dick is too small and your breath smells like fucking pot roast.
i hate you and your dumb record collection and i refuse to watch donnie darko with you for the 100th time.
we are OVER for good and if i ever see you again i swear to jeebus that i will kill you with my own two hands and LIKE it.
you were the worst thing to ever happen to me and i wish that i could take back all the time i spent with you...
LIVEJOURNAL, CONSIDER YOUR ASS D-U-M-P-E-D!
i hate you,
you_cunt
p.s- i faked it EVERY SINGLE TIME, fucker.
*sorry to EMILY, as she will no longer be an internet celebrity
** ALSO, to anyone who may have stumbled upon this journal and is reading it now, LEAVE A COMMENT! because even though i dumped LJ, i'm still going to stalk it for a few months. you know how it is...
i hate it.
people need to get lives... self-serving losers that update every single damn insignificant thing in their life to complete strangers need to die. shallow, self-obsessed idiots that fill their page with nothing but pictures of themsleves are annoying as fuck. everyone knows ya'll photoshopped yourselves to look better than you really do.
i have had a sudden change of heart, i have seen the light, i have seen the error of my ways...
although i am sad to see such a great name as "you_cunt" go to waste... screw it! it's TOO GOOD for this.
*****
dear livejournal,
your dick is too small and your breath smells like fucking pot roast.
i hate you and your dumb record collection and i refuse to watch donnie darko with you for the 100th time.
we are OVER for good and if i ever see you again i swear to jeebus that i will kill you with my own two hands and LIKE it.
you were the worst thing to ever happen to me and i wish that i could take back all the time i spent with you...
LIVEJOURNAL, CONSIDER YOUR ASS D-U-M-P-E-D!
i hate you,
you_cunt
p.s- i faked it EVERY SINGLE TIME, fucker.
*sorry to EMILY, as she will no longer be an internet celebrity
** ALSO, to anyone who may have stumbled upon this journal and is reading it now, LEAVE A COMMENT! because even though i dumped LJ, i'm still going to stalk it for a few months. you know how it is...