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so old people
what is up with them?
they are so trying take over the world.
and i will prove it
in this journal entry
watch me!
first piece of evidence:
last week i was in town with shiny when this old man said hello
so i looked round because old men dont usually say hello to random strangers.
i said hello as he looked round and smiled.
shiny turned to me and asked me who it was
and i looked round at her and made a face as though i have no idea
well scary old guy seen this
and then shouted
"fuck off ya wee bastard"
omg! shocked, appalled, horrified
this was totally out of the blue
so random
but see this is not a rare occurence.
old people all over the world are deciding that they have had enough of young people being generally better than them and are trying to do something about it.
second piece of evidence:
on the exact same day a little boy was chasing piegons with a stick. this certainly isnt something i would agree and if you know me you'll know why. but realistically i wouldnt have said anything. whereas this old woman decided to shout at him in the middle of buchanan street. what is up with the world? old people think they can do what they like?
and what really annoys me is that that they get nothing their own way. all they ever talk about is getting dads army back on tv. and how eastenders is to risque they days. fuck off. seriously fuck off. i cant be bothered with them are there constant complaints.
and the other thing is they pretend to be old and invalid solely to get out doing anything. its always "ma backs sore son, could you just get that box fur me there". really come on, has anyone ever seen such blatent attention seeking. the can never do anything, they always need lifts places because they cannot drive and they are the biggest cheats. ever play cards or any other game for that matter with old people they always put down two's for example when they cannot and say "OUT!!!" hoping that no-one will notice. however anybody who isnt taken in by the old frauds realise they have to be very careful. when caught cheating they always proclaim "my eyesight no as good as it wis". do not believe this! it is lies. they know exactly what they are doing. let me assure you.
and have you realised that the old cliche of old people talking off the war is so very true. its like they love the attention of it. whenever there's an oppurtuntiy they throw it into the conversation. talking about tomatos for example.
normal young person: "those tomatos arent very big"
annoying old person: "aye, back in my day tomatos were huge, the size of fitbaws. apart fae back in yon war, we didny git tomatoes then . . . " and so it goes on and on and on . . .
i mean this recent war in iraq (which lets face it we're all so bored off now anyway)was a field day for the elderly. whenever it was mentioned it was, "back in my war, when hitler was invading poland . . ." oh give it a rest. youre war is over. you won. congratu-fuckin-lations!
another thing is, they always criticise our way of living. you can never swear infront of them without them raising an eyebrow and "saying in my day children were supposed to be seen and not heard" again fuck off. so what if in your day no-one was allowed to do anything without being belted for it. and people knew the worth of things. well times have changed. we are no longer poverty stricken nad this is not the thrities! your time is long gone love.
and i suppose you might feel sorry for them, being alone and apparantly unable to do anything for themselves. but secretly, they are both causing havoc down the bingo (or the bowling for upper class old folk) and planning never to die and thusly never give out an inheritance to everyone who has been looking after them for the last twenty bloody years.
so what we have established in this journal entry is the following
1) old people lie
2) old people like bingo
3) old people are infact trying to take over the world (and they will suceed if we dont stop them)
4) old people love the atention of having been alive during the war
5) sean doesnt like old people
thank you please
comment and tell me what you think
what is up with them?
they are so trying take over the world.
and i will prove it
in this journal entry
watch me!
first piece of evidence:
last week i was in town with shiny when this old man said hello
so i looked round because old men dont usually say hello to random strangers.
i said hello as he looked round and smiled.
shiny turned to me and asked me who it was
and i looked round at her and made a face as though i have no idea
well scary old guy seen this
and then shouted
"fuck off ya wee bastard"
omg! shocked, appalled, horrified
this was totally out of the blue
so random
but see this is not a rare occurence.
old people all over the world are deciding that they have had enough of young people being generally better than them and are trying to do something about it.
second piece of evidence:
on the exact same day a little boy was chasing piegons with a stick. this certainly isnt something i would agree and if you know me you'll know why. but realistically i wouldnt have said anything. whereas this old woman decided to shout at him in the middle of buchanan street. what is up with the world? old people think they can do what they like?
and what really annoys me is that that they get nothing their own way. all they ever talk about is getting dads army back on tv. and how eastenders is to risque they days. fuck off. seriously fuck off. i cant be bothered with them are there constant complaints.
and the other thing is they pretend to be old and invalid solely to get out doing anything. its always "ma backs sore son, could you just get that box fur me there". really come on, has anyone ever seen such blatent attention seeking. the can never do anything, they always need lifts places because they cannot drive and they are the biggest cheats. ever play cards or any other game for that matter with old people they always put down two's for example when they cannot and say "OUT!!!" hoping that no-one will notice. however anybody who isnt taken in by the old frauds realise they have to be very careful. when caught cheating they always proclaim "my eyesight no as good as it wis". do not believe this! it is lies. they know exactly what they are doing. let me assure you.
and have you realised that the old cliche of old people talking off the war is so very true. its like they love the attention of it. whenever there's an oppurtuntiy they throw it into the conversation. talking about tomatos for example.
normal young person: "those tomatos arent very big"
annoying old person: "aye, back in my day tomatos were huge, the size of fitbaws. apart fae back in yon war, we didny git tomatoes then . . . " and so it goes on and on and on . . .
i mean this recent war in iraq (which lets face it we're all so bored off now anyway)was a field day for the elderly. whenever it was mentioned it was, "back in my war, when hitler was invading poland . . ." oh give it a rest. youre war is over. you won. congratu-fuckin-lations!
another thing is, they always criticise our way of living. you can never swear infront of them without them raising an eyebrow and "saying in my day children were supposed to be seen and not heard" again fuck off. so what if in your day no-one was allowed to do anything without being belted for it. and people knew the worth of things. well times have changed. we are no longer poverty stricken nad this is not the thrities! your time is long gone love.
and i suppose you might feel sorry for them, being alone and apparantly unable to do anything for themselves. but secretly, they are both causing havoc down the bingo (or the bowling for upper class old folk) and planning never to die and thusly never give out an inheritance to everyone who has been looking after them for the last twenty bloody years.
so what we have established in this journal entry is the following
1) old people lie
2) old people like bingo
3) old people are infact trying to take over the world (and they will suceed if we dont stop them)
4) old people love the atention of having been alive during the war
5) sean doesnt like old people
thank you please
comment and tell me what you think