Jul 18, 2004 01:55
Blahtoyechild: OMG
Blahtoyechild: eww
Blahtoyechild: i just had a nipple shoved in my mouth
Blahtoyechild: i feel
Blahtoyechild: DISTURBED
More Ass Is Me: lmao
More Ass Is Me: I really am jealous of you though
Blahtoyechild: lol
Blahtoyechild: it was a rubber one
More Ass Is Me: ohh nipples!!... I kinda have a fetish for nipples, but only those of the male gender
More Ass Is Me: I once asked a guy if he would let me lick his for $5 but he said no :*(
Blahtoyechild: lol my baby sisters rubber nipple
Blahtoyechild: it was disturbing
More Ass Is Me: ohh yeah well I have MANY rubber ones I sumtimes use them when I'm lonely
Blahtoyechild: its just like a real nipple
Blahtoyechild: and my sister shoved it in my mouth
Blahtoyechild: and then the baby tries to shove it in too
More Ass Is Me: woah dude I'm getting hard
Blahtoyechild: they cuaght me by surprise
Blahtoyechild: i even had some of the milk....
Blahtoyechild: i'm REALLY disturbed as of now
More Ass Is Me: I like to play with my nipples.. A LOT
Blahtoyechild: yeah, someone told me that before I didn't believe it
Blahtoyechild: but really is it true?
More Ass Is Me: yeah, its not that weird. I like to try to lick them and when I rub them it makes me feel loved. I tried to suck them... but I think if I could just have a baby to breast feed my urges would go away
Blahtoyechild: EWW
Blahtoyechild: thats a lil weird dude
Blahtoyechild: well I will get you a life size doll.. a male one so you can be happy
More Ass Is Me: REALLY!?!?! That would be great, except an actual hot guy would be better
Blahtoyechild: your scaring me a little
More Ass Is Me: wow your MEAN, I try to open up to 1 person by telling them I like to lick my nipples and other mens, and you call me weird WHAT THE HELL?
Blahtoyechild: I'm sorry, I didn't know you were serious I apologize
More Ass Is Me: mmmmmm nipple
Blahtoyechild: well ok lets just stop mentioning nipples... ok?
Blahtoyechild: and stop trying to lick ur nipple!!
More Ass Is Me: hah! you cant stop me. But ok I only told you about this fetish... please dont share it with anyone I only told you about it but one more thing... i like to pull them and try to put them in my mouth but i never can reach... i rub them when i love to be loved
More Ass Is Me: ok I promise I'll stop just dont tell anyone because they aren't ready to accept it
Blahtoyechild: ok I promise
More Ass Is Me: thanx your awesome
More Ass Is Me: yeah its just kinda embarrassing
Blahtoyechild: yeah dont worry I wont tell, but really dude ur weird
More Ass Is Me: thanx I appreciate it
Yeah... try to ruin MY fun bastard (inside joke). ANYHOW MORRIS IS WEIRD... just thought I'd share that w/ you folks... and this is my other great late night conversation w/ farzad I found SUPER entertaining:
Thebetsonme: we need to lynch ****unknown****
Blahtoyechild: lol
Blahtoyechild: i like u kiddo
Thebetsonme: whos with me? i say we grab our shovels and lynch the bastard
Blahtoyechild: lol WHY
Blahtoyechild: shovels?
Blahtoyechild: we need rope smart one
Blahtoyechild: not shovels
Thebetsonme: shutup! they're cooler
Thebetsonme: lynching DOESN"T have to be a hanging
Thebetsonme: we go to his/her house
Thebetsonme: dressed in Santa costumes
Thebetsonme: he'll/she'll think we're here to give him/her candy since thats what Santa does
Thebetsonme: when he/she opens the door, we bash his/her face in with a shovel
Blahtoyechild: lmao
Blahtoyechild: omg
Blahtoyechild: lol u really are making me laugh
Thebetsonme: STOP LAUGHING IM SERIOUS!!!!
I tell you that kid is great