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[you_are_unfit]

Allelujah Haptism is expressing inappropriate feelings towards someone who is already involved in a relationship. In this situation, how should I neutralize the target without the use of lethal force? Lockon took my gun.

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[outtayourvector]

Neutralize the target? Love is an irrational number, you can't just sum it up like that. You have to factor out the problem from both sides of the equation. Show him that there are plenty of other digits in the set of real numbers, and then maybe he'll divide himself out of the situation without you needing to FOIL everything.

[nicotine_patch]

That's fucking impressive.

[you_are_unfit]

Diverting his attention has already been mentioned as a possibly strategy. I will continue to consider it.

((OOC: GOT ANY OOOOOOOATS?))

[outtayourvector]

If that doesn't work then get to the square root of the problem yourself. Set him up on a few blind dates and derive a way to make them romantic.

((OOC: OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTS! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY! CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROTTTTTTTTTTS! *shakes head violently))

[you_are_unfit]

I was not trained to be romantic. Are there any resources you would suggest?

((OOC: NAME A WORLD DISASTER))

[outtayourvector]

So zetta slow! Romance isn't a real number. It can't be seen, it just has to be felt! Integrate passion into your life and your area of influence will expand exponentially. If you want to be continuous as a person you need to be an irrational digit sometimes and delve into the imaginary plane.

As for resources, it depends on what the digit you're trying to woo likes. If your presentation doesn't add up to the sum of his interests you'll only end up with negative gains.

[you_are_unfit]

I see. This is the first time I have spoken with someone who has actually made sense what it came to these sort of things. Your name?