In Kuma's long 11 years..
The most uttered phrases by random people observing Kuma:
"That's a big dog!" Yes, well... yes...
"How much does he weigh!?" 120, but a lot of people swear he's closer to 150
"Is that a husky?" Um, no...
"Is that a wolf?!" Wha!? Seriously?
"He could eat my dog for breakfast!" That's why I feed him dog food...
"What's his name?" Kuma, but in a fit of mischief, if there's a girl between 12 and 20, I'll say "Jacob." They get all tittering, remembering the Twilight franchise wolf.
"Does he bite?" (Variation, is he friendly?) I'm not really sure. What don't you put your hand near his massive mouth and find out?"
"Who's walking who?" Weary smile
"I'll bet he eats a lot!" Yeah, you should see how big his crap is!
Thanks for 11 great years so far, buddy!
"That's a big dog!" Yes, well... yes...
"How much does he weigh!?" 120, but a lot of people swear he's closer to 150
"Is that a husky?" Um, no...
"Is that a wolf?!" Wha!? Seriously?
"He could eat my dog for breakfast!" That's why I feed him dog food...
"What's his name?" Kuma, but in a fit of mischief, if there's a girl between 12 and 20, I'll say "Jacob." They get all tittering, remembering the Twilight franchise wolf.
"Does he bite?" (Variation, is he friendly?) I'm not really sure. What don't you put your hand near his massive mouth and find out?"
"Who's walking who?" Weary smile
"I'll bet he eats a lot!" Yeah, you should see how big his crap is!
Thanks for 11 great years so far, buddy!