Here you go, Santa.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I pulled over and changed journo_gal's flat tire (15 points). In October I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In July I gave derschatzi a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to gthiru in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola with llywela13's help(326 points). I also delivered two sets of sextuplets thanks to mabus101 (969 points), but accidentally destroyed an island with a nuclear bomb, sorry spikendru (-111 points), faked tillower's death and set busybutlazy on fire. Oh, and framed jesterlady for murder. Didn't mean to. (-32000 points)
Overall, I've been naughty (-850 points). For Christmas I deserve spanking!
Sincerely,
yosso15
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