When I found out that wrobel has a live journal, man was I happy! andrew wrobel is such a cool person, so I immediately decided to respond to his little online survey thingy with the most serious responses I could come up with. But I feel that when I did that, I held some things back. So ive decided to redo it and post it here
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2. Are we friends? Fuck no
3. When and how did we meet? I was unfortunately selected to be your fucking room mate freshman year
4. How have I affected you? You made me feel better about myself cause you're such a pathetic human being
5. What do you think of me? I think you should be shot you fucking cocksucker son of a bitch. your a no good scum bag who doesnt know his ass from his nose when you're drunk. i wish your leg was double jointed, so you could kick your face in until you look like sarah mcleod aka sarah1
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? when i shot you 5 times
7. How long do you think we will be friends? we never were and never will be... cracker
8. Do you love me? no, in fact i hate you
9. Do you have a crush on me? yes
10. Would you kiss me? only if you had on jeans
11. Would you hug me? in a very sexual matter
12. Physically, what stands out? you ass when you wear jeans
13. Emotionally, what stands out? you stupidity and baffledness
14. Do you wish I was cooler? i wish you were spicier so i could eat you like a hot dog
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? off the charts
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. drewy-poo cause you're my boo
17. Am I loveable? extremely... not
18. How long have you known me? 2 dreaded years
19. Describe me in one word. dick
20. What was your first impression? that you're a dumbass... and ugly
21. Do you still think that way about me now? no...yes
22. What do you think my weakness is? you cant drink enough
23. Do you think I'll get married? if you ever come up with a device that makes girls drunk 24 hours of the day, and if you find a girl with a self esteem low as hell
24. What makes me happy? cheating on ryan
25. What makes me sad? ryan cheating on you
26. What reminds you of me? a dead man...bitch
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? a dick
28. How well do you know me? unfortunately too well
29. When's the last time you saw me? at this moment, when i shot you nigga
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? yeah, my name
31. Do you think I could kill someone? nope, but ill kill you
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? there is no friendship you fucking dick
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? you wouldnt listen to sarah2's ass if it could talk
34. Are you going to put this on your Journal and see what I say about you? fuck you
<3 david motherfucking harris, nigga
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