Crossing to the Dark Side

[yossarian53]

Yes Hi it’s me and I really do have a live journal. Now I realize that some of you may be dealing with intense shock or utter disbelief but it is true. I have really have given in and sold my sole to Satin. I’m now a part of Satins playground and I’m actually kind of enjoying it

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[perfectpoison]

Oh my god, Nathan, you are such a dork! You spelled Satan wrong!! Haha...what possesed you to get a journal?

[uniqueracha]

Yes, and if you pay attention, soul is spelled sole, which makes it sound as though he sold his sole (the sole of this shoe since it's spelled that way) to satin (like the type of silk). It makes the sentence quite a bit more entertaining

you may be crafty, but no, you certainly can't spell ;).

[perfectpoison]

oh man, i noticed his numerous other errors as well...quite entertaining!

*Hooked on Phonix done good for me!!*

[yossarian53]

No see you don’t understand Satin is the nick name for the bum that lives in the park by the river, and Satin playground is what he refers to the park as. See the other day he needed a pair of shoos so I sold him mine and he told me jokingly that I was now welcome in his home. I can’t believe you didn’t get that I thought it was obvious.
(just because it may not be spell right doesn’t mean you don't know exactly what I’m saying, all it means is that the English language is purity messed up, spelling in the English language hasn’t changed since 1574 or something when the first book was printed on a printing press, they were still speaking old English which means the entire English language has completely evolved two time since then and were still spelling it the same. thats messed up!!)

[cognizant]

that's so not true, nathan.

i mean, the bum part may be true. but the english thing is not, at all. english spelling changes CONSTANTLY- otherwise we would still be spelling words the British way- colour and flavour and other words with extraneous vowels.

who is minors and hoes?

[yossarian53]

Well you probably know better than I do...I think "largely unchanged" was the phrase our English books used...all that I sad there came out of the new English books we got last year, it made since to me so I remembered it.

i dont have a clue.:)

[perfectpoison]

how the hell was i supposed to know about the bum story?! :P thanks for clearing that up though :)