earlier tonight, approx 3:20am

[yossarian37]

conversation between me an my roomate (rob)

me: hey what's up
rob: not much.. waiting for my sheets to get done in the laundry
me: this late? that sucks
rob: yeah... almost as much as why i'm changing my sheets
me: what happened?
rob: one of these guy's from chi heorot.. er.. i guess some people were hanging out over in his room in hitchcock but there was this chick he wanted to nail and they didn't have anywhere to do it so they just slept in my bed
me: wait... what if one of us had come home?
rob: I guess they just thought it would be hilarious.
me: oh...

lol snap

also: why does this exist
seriously