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Two big butts is walkin down the street. One say to the next "I jest farted." the n'other said "a hooba hooba" and then sally salad says "don't forget to not forget to eat your vegetable". One then said (big butt A), "Pardon me, ma'am, but didn't you just improperly grammaticize your sentence?" then n'other (big butt B) toots, "I'LL GET YOU SALLY SALAD, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DOO"