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Dad, why don't you tell us a story?
Yeah, tell us a story.
You know, I think I'll tell you the story..of my life.
You tell ME.
Yeah, I wanna hear it, too.
I was born a long time ago in Birmingham, you see? And...now I'm lucky enough to be here with you!
Great story, Dad.
Yeah, great story, Dad.
But that's not all! I once kissed a Bith.
Ew, those butthead aliens from Star Wars?
Yeah, gross! The butthead aliens?
You betcha. But that's not all! I got a nickname after that: butt kisser.
Is that why we are named words that are other terms for a butt?
Yeah, are we named after butt words?
That's right, Colon and Poop Chute.
Oh.
Yeah, oh.
Now get your rear ends in bed before I tan some hide.
Yeah, tell us a story.
You know, I think I'll tell you the story..of my life.
You tell ME.
Yeah, I wanna hear it, too.
I was born a long time ago in Birmingham, you see? And...now I'm lucky enough to be here with you!
Great story, Dad.
Yeah, great story, Dad.
But that's not all! I once kissed a Bith.
Ew, those butthead aliens from Star Wars?
Yeah, gross! The butthead aliens?
You betcha. But that's not all! I got a nickname after that: butt kisser.
Is that why we are named words that are other terms for a butt?
Yeah, are we named after butt words?
That's right, Colon and Poop Chute.
Oh.
Yeah, oh.
Now get your rear ends in bed before I tan some hide.