BEGONE DAMN BUGS

May 30, 2008 20:10

Summers in Iowa City are generally better than summers in Kansas City. However, in one respect they're way worse, and that is THE MOTHERFUCKING GNATS.

I don't remember them being this bad either of the two previous summers, but I've spent the past week swatting and slapping at myself like a meth addict on a housecleaning bender every time I go outside, and it's driving me FUCKING INSANE. I think it's because we got a lot of rain this spring, which meant lots of stagnant water and a really humid environment once it did get hot.

Still, it had better stop now, I DISAPPROVE OF THESE SHENANIGANS, DO YOU HEAR ME GNATS

...Also, best version of Superman evar, y/y
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