Im in ur ass, savin ur life
Oh, world of LJ icons, how I wish I could quit you.
In other news, there was an attempted rape like a block from my apartment. I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm really not; there's lots of drunk undergrads in this area, and while I know that 95% of guys are not like that, I'm sure there're enough of that remaining 5% in the area to be a problem, especially after a lot of booze.
(And seriously, I've had creepy guys try to get ME in their cars in this area, so I can only imagine how it is for women.)
Finally, a romance novel teaches us that anal sex not only saves virginity, but lives.