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A parody that is not to be taken seriously
Orks (their original name was supposed to be Awe Inspiring Warriors of Darkness but while inhaling a glupful of air to speak this terrible name, a dust ball went into Sharon's nose and a half cough half snort was heard and they are forever known after that noise.
Like the shining sun and glittering stars, the elves and numenoreans gathered at the slopes of MT. Dumb and they fought for teh freedom of Lower Middle Earth, while fighting the orrrrks horrrr.....many died la....i dun wanna say in case their spirits come haunt me....anyways hor.....elendil and gil galad ah...they 2 can win mordor le why nid sooo many troops for? fun ah? maybe la i dunno but they 2 very tok kong de...cannot die one...till SARONG appeared lo....Dressed in medival, spiked armor, he look on both of them.....and their men, then took this mace and start hooting la.....then hor....gil galad lost a sissors, paper stone game with Sharon so he perished....by choking on Sharon's mace, which is a coke bottle.
Elendil see his peng yew mati liao, he became siao and solo hoot Sharon but no effect la...so Elendil oso mati under SARONG....his son, Isildur, went over, took up his lao peh's fword, Na Si Lang (NSL) and chop Sharon's hand off....the 1 onion ring fell, then Sarong Ka boom....then when he ka--booom.....all the numenoreans and elves pengz cos the smell of the 1 onion ring too strong leh.....Elrock, kaki of gill galad brought Isildur to MT.DUMB to end this nightmare, but it didn't.
WHY leh you ask, simple lor, when they reached MT doom, elrock asked: "cast it back into the ring of fire".....Isildur said:" Bo leh.....the 1 onion gone le".....elrock: "WTFBBQSAUCE???!!! WAAAA T____T"
actually isildur go eat the 1 ring la....then he suay suay kena lao sai so badly till he died.....then so the 3rd age carried on lo....Sharon's 9 servants, the onionring wraiths.....dunno where they go la...but they oso si beh blur de....dunno how to ask for direction when lost in hobbiton.....and frodo had 100% chance and destroyed the onion ring in the griller cos no orrrrks or the 9 onionring wraiths to stop him mah....so end the war of the ring...END
Orks (their original name was supposed to be Awe Inspiring Warriors of Darkness but while inhaling a glupful of air to speak this terrible name, a dust ball went into Sharon's nose and a half cough half snort was heard and they are forever known after that noise.
Like the shining sun and glittering stars, the elves and numenoreans gathered at the slopes of MT. Dumb and they fought for teh freedom of Lower Middle Earth, while fighting the orrrrks horrrr.....many died la....i dun wanna say in case their spirits come haunt me....anyways hor.....elendil and gil galad ah...they 2 can win mordor le why nid sooo many troops for? fun ah? maybe la i dunno but they 2 very tok kong de...cannot die one...till SARONG appeared lo....Dressed in medival, spiked armor, he look on both of them.....and their men, then took this mace and start hooting la.....then hor....gil galad lost a sissors, paper stone game with Sharon so he perished....by choking on Sharon's mace, which is a coke bottle.
Elendil see his peng yew mati liao, he became siao and solo hoot Sharon but no effect la...so Elendil oso mati under SARONG....his son, Isildur, went over, took up his lao peh's fword, Na Si Lang (NSL) and chop Sharon's hand off....the 1 onion ring fell, then Sarong Ka boom....then when he ka--booom.....all the numenoreans and elves pengz cos the smell of the 1 onion ring too strong leh.....Elrock, kaki of gill galad brought Isildur to MT.DUMB to end this nightmare, but it didn't.
WHY leh you ask, simple lor, when they reached MT doom, elrock asked: "cast it back into the ring of fire".....Isildur said:" Bo leh.....the 1 onion gone le".....elrock: "WTFBBQSAUCE???!!! WAAAA T____T"
actually isildur go eat the 1 ring la....then he suay suay kena lao sai so badly till he died.....then so the 3rd age carried on lo....Sharon's 9 servants, the onionring wraiths.....dunno where they go la...but they oso si beh blur de....dunno how to ask for direction when lost in hobbiton.....and frodo had 100% chance and destroyed the onion ring in the griller cos no orrrrks or the 9 onionring wraiths to stop him mah....so end the war of the ring...END