Just as an FYI, I'm not 100% sure on the specifics here, but I think tomorrow they're firing off this giant particle accelerator (in order to find the particle that caused the Big Bang) tomorrow. If that's the case, supposedly there is a 1 in 50 million chance we'll create a global catastrophe and a giant black hole. With that being the case, I just wanted to state the following:
I love all my friends very much, and you've all been the best friends I could ever ask for. I also love my girlfriend very much, and she's also one of the bestest girlfriends I could ever ask for. I'm going to miss all of you very much when we're sucked into a black hole.
If the world doesn't end, then please disregard my sappy post. Except for the part where I say you're all awesome.
THE END!