Jun 12, 2007 10:45
I once cut the tag off my mattress.
Moments after doing so, I got a phone call warning me that if I ever did that again, I would be receiving another threatening phone call. "Cool," I thought! Now, whenever I'm bored and have nothing to do, I cut the tag off a mattress and then chat it up with the threatening voice that calls.
True story! ^_^