Merry F***ing Christmas!!

Nov 28, 2007 08:13

So I was on my way to work this morning when I hear on the radio more blather about the whole Christmas PC thing.  I've known for a while that it's supposedly more PC to wish people Happy Holidays rather than Merry Christmas cause SOME people get offened cause they don't actually celebrate Christmas, but this is getting riCOCKulous...Seriously...How uptight, non feeling and assanine are you that you get offened when someone smiles at you and says "Merry Christmas!"  I don't know that you're Jewish or Muslim or Atheist or whatever, I'm just being nice and wishing you a nice holiday, whether you celebrate Christmas or not!  If you get offened by something like Merry Christmas, as far as I'm concenrned, you deserve to be offened, you jackass.  I wish I could meet the idiot who actually complained to some store manager "Um, your employee just wished me a Merry Christmas.  I take offense to that, I don't celebrate Christmas because ______."  I'd go right up to them with a big smile and say exactly what my title says.  So Christmas it up people!  I know I am!  And if for some reason, you DO get offended by a jolly Merry Christmas, GET OVER IT!!!  If you said Happy Hanukah to me or Happy Kwanza or whatever have you,  I'd smile and say, "Thank you!  Happy/Merry (fill in the blank) to you too!"  That's what this season is all about right?  So,  MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!! XD                         

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