Jul 28, 2006 12:49
Google the phrase "[Your Name] wants" and post the results.
Such highlights include...
-Elena wants “the 411" (don't we all...)
-i think that im leaving now cuz buttface (aka elena) wants chinese. so we`re having chinese. even tho it makes me throw up. but thats okay cuz elena wants ... (buttface?? I don't like that name!!!)
-Elena wants to do 12 things. spend more time with people I care about 59 people 2 cheers · paint more oil paintings (Does this make any sense??)
-Classroom Applications - Juan wants to work quickly and efficiently but not get stuck doing everything. Elena wants to take more time and have her ideas listened to. ... (Look a link to teaching!)
-The film is about sex and that first time - Elena wants it to be with someone special and she finds that with Fernando but the film shows how she isn't up ... (kinky!)
-This is how Anaïs becomes a mute witness to her virginal sister's painful initiation into anal sex (Elena wants to remain a technical virgin) by the ... (This is just SICK!!!)
-Elena wants people throughout the world to “open your eyes, we are all equal!” In order to build a world fit for children, one of the keys to success is ... (This sounds reasonable...)
-But Elena wants to be an engineer. (No thanks)
My personal favorite...
-Elena wants to be your Ukrainian bride, she is a cute Russian woman -- Elena: Russian mail order brides (but alas I'm not Russian...)