I've been a-wasting me whole day tryin to get the land-lubbin dogs I
work with to talk like a pirate. The scurvy dogs all acted like
I'd drunk one too many bottles of rum! AARRGGHH!!!
My pirate name is:
Black Roger Rackham!!!
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas,
you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a
good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of
the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
What's yer monniker, ye salty dog?
http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/