A Boyfriend Pass
Title: A Boyfriend Pass
Author: Cookie-Chan -(name created by: shaman_karo) [one_sour_cookie]
Rating: PG/PG-13
Pairing:YooChun~x~JunSu
Summary: It's Chun's B-day! And JunSu might be a bit forgetful~
A/N: Yeah.....I just had to make this fast because I'm seriosuly tired because of school and work and all that....! HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOOCHUN!!!!
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"Junnie~~!!" YooChun whined as he pooped his head into JunSu's room. "Juuuuuuuuuuunnie~~!!" YooChun whined again as he walked over to JunSu's bed. JunSu was sleeping comfortably under his blanket as YooChun sat down on JunSu's bed. YooChun heard a grunt from under the blankets as he again whined "Juuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnniiiie~~!!!" YooChun lifted the blanket and crawled underneath it. He rolled over to face the messy-haired, cranky, sleep deprived JunSu.
"What do you want you asshole." JunSu muttered with a deadly tone, eyes still closed.
"Don't be such a prick Junnie!" YooChun said inching closer to JunSu.
"Give me five doo reasons why not to strangle you right now." JunSu said as he snapped his eyes open.
"Okay!! One: I'm to sexy to be strangled. Two:You'll miss my one fine ass! Three: Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun, Dun Dun, Can't Touch This!! Four: I'm your uber cute boyfriend. Fi--"
"WHAT?????!!!!!!!" JunSu shrieked. "I AM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!"
"Yes you are!" YooChun said as he snuggled closer to JunSu. He wrapped his arms around JunSu's waist and pulled him into a bear hug. "You're just too shy to admit it~~!!"
"I AM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU FAG!!!!"
"What?" Tears started to form at YooChun's eyes as his arms retreated.
"Jeez...You're so emotional..." JunSu said as he rolled his eyes.
"You *sniff* could at least *sniff* be a *sniff* little bit more *sniff* nice *sniff* since it's *sniff* my Birthday! *sniff*" YooChun said as more tears trickled down his cheeks.
"It's you Birhtday?" JunSu said.
"You forgot!!??"
"NO!!!!!" JunSu immediately screamed after he saw more tears form.
"Then whatcha get me????" YooChun's tears disappeared and an eager smile appeared. I see he bounces back fast...
"Uhh....I got you..." Think fast JunSu! What doesn't cost a thing...And is fast...uhhh.....GOT IT!!! I'm gonna regret it tomorrow SO MUCH but... "A Boyfriend Pass!!"
"OOOOOOOOOOh!!!! What's that?" YooChun said as he clapped his hands.
"A boyfriend pass is a thing you can use only once. It works for one day."
"What else?!"
"It makes me your boyfriend for one day, and one day only, so I will take care of you, love you, prtect you and do any thing your picky little bitch of a heart wants!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOh!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! THANKS JUNNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" YooChun hugged JunSu.
"Junnie?"
"Yes?"
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED OT CARE FOR ME!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT?!"
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK ME WHY I CAME INTO YOUR ROOM ALL SAD!!!"
"OKAY!!!!" JunSu took a deep breath and said calmly with a smile "Why were you so sad when you came in?"
"Changmin punched me~~!!!"
"Why?"
"He said it was "DuckBay lunches"...or something like that..."
"You mean Birhtday punches?"
"YEAH!!" YooChun said.
"Those are--"
"GO yell at him for me!!"
"What?"
"Yell at him!!"
"But--"
"Boyfriend Pass!"
"Fine!!"
I think I did the most worst possible thing ever in my life.....
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"Guys?" YooChun said as he entered the Kitchen clinging onto JunSu's arm.
"Yeah?" JaeJoong said looking up from the news paper.
"Today," YooChun started as he draped himself over JunSu from behind. "JunSu is mine. And mine only! He will only listen to me and only do what I tell him to do. Isn't that right Junnie?" YooChun said as he whispered in his ear.
"Yes."
"Yes what?"
"Yes, ChunChun." JunSu said through gritted teeth. CHangmin snorted as JunSu finished.
"And you guys are not to touch him or talk to him without my permission!! Got it?"
"Sure." Yunho mumbled.
"Whatever." JaeJoong muttered.
"Yessir, Mr. Possessive Bastard sir!!" Changmin said choking back a laugh.
"Junnie~~!!"
"Bad Changmin!" JunSu slapped Changmin on the back.
"Yay!!" YooChun dragged JunSu away with him.
"God Bless JunSu..." JaeJoogn said.
"God Bless US!!" Changmin said.
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All day, YooChun dragged JunSu around everywhere and told him to do stupid things like, hug him and hop around or sing to him. And JunSu kept on a smile the whole time thinking how stupid he was to actually think of that.
"Junnie~~!!"
"Yes ChunChun?" JunSu forced on a smile as he walked toward YooChun in a maids dress, a black miniskirt maid's dress with a lacey apron and stockings with black high heels.
"Come here!" YooChun patted his legs a couple times and JunSu walked over smiling and sat on YooChun's lap.
"Yes?"
"I just wanted to tell you that you look REALLY sexy in that outfit."
"I'm surprised that you even HAVE this outfit."
"I just--"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Changmin dropped his can of soda and fell on the floor laughing his guts out. "AHAHAHAHAHA-NICE-AHAHAHAHA-OUT-AHAHAHAHAH-FIT-AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
"Shut. Up. Min." JunSu said trying so hard not to kick Changmin in the balls.
"YAH! DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF ME!!!!!!!!" JunSu pounced off of YooChun's lap and started to punch and kick Changmin while Changmin still was laughing his ass off. JunSu finally stood up and wiped the blood off his face and stood over Changmin.
"Now, you fucking little--"
"Holy Shit..." Changmin said as he looked up and noticed a little thing that made him blush like a cherry. "JunSu....Why aren't you wearing any underwear....?"
"YOU PERV!!!!" JunSu closed his legs together and kicked Changmin's head. Changmin, on the other hand, started to feal an uneasiness in his pants. Changmin leaped up and ran away covering the bulge forming in his pants.
JunSu heard YooChun chuckle behind him.
"AND YOU!!!!!" JunSu whipped his head around and glared at YooChun "YOU ARE MAKING ME DO ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!" JunSu ripped off the apron and started to tear off the sleaves to his miniskirt/dress. "YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING THIS IS!!!!!????" JunSu ripped apart the top part of his dress and threw off his heels "AND HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO WEAR THIS FUCKING HELL OF A--"
YooChun cupped JunSu's cheeks and pressed his lips on JunSu's. Tears started to fall down JunSu's cheeks as YooChun's tongue entered JunSu's mouth. JunSu struggled to get YooChun off of him, and finally JunSu bit down on YooChun's tongue.
YooChun yelped as he let go of JunSu.
"Get Away from me!" JunSu wiped away his tears as he fell to the ground. YooChun picked up JunSu and literally THREW JunSu on the couch and YooChun crawled on top of him.
"JunSu. Shut Up. I just wanted to spend one day with you. JUST ONE FUCKING DAY!!! JUST YOU AND ME!!"
"AND YOU JUST HAD TO--" SLAP
"Shut up!!" YooChun said after he slapped JunSu across the face. "The only reason I did that stuff was because I really and truly love you. And I just wanted to spend time with my love and do such crazy things that you would never forget." YooChun leaned down and licked the redening hand mark on JunSu's face. JunSu's eyes widened.
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JunSu slapped YooChun across the face three times. YooChun looked at JunSu shocked. JunSu, the sweetest guy he ever know, slapped him, the player. JunSu licked the sore spots on YooChun's face as YooChun shivered. "You're a kinky bastard, but I might actually like you..."
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"YAH!!!"
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"HEY!!!"
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YooChun and JunSu both gasped for air as they stared at each others faces. They both laughed at each other. JunSu crawled over to YooChun and kissed his cheek.
"You know that all you had to do was ask me out on a date instead of doing all this shit."
"But this is more fun! And I got you see your naked ass in a sexy maid dress!!"
"YOU KINKY BASTARD!!!" JunSu raised his hand but stopped it a centimeter away from YooChun's cheek. Instead he leaned over YooChun and gave him a kiss.
"And You love me that way don't you?" YooChun said smirking.
"I--"
"Why is JunSu in a torn up maids dress? And why does his face look like a tomato? And WHY THE HELL ISN'T HE WEARING UNDERWEAR?????!!!!!!" Yunho screamed while blushing.
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Hope you liked it!!! I had to alter the ending because the other one was waaaaaay to long!!! ^^
Grammar Mistakes ARE MY DOWNFALL!!! SORRY!!!