Dong Bang Kiddies|yoosu & Jaeho| f.l.u.f.f.
My first DBSK fic. I had this idea for a long time and I decided to put it on paper...then on to microsoft word...and now here. ^.^ please enjoy~
Title: Dong Bang Kiddies
Chapter 1: Youth Drink & S.I.S.
Rating: R for only this chapter.
Pairing: Yoosu, Jaeho (YunJae), MinFood
Genre: Romance/Comedy/Fluff
Summary: Five special bottles with handmade drinks from a DBSK fan turns out to be disasterous with good intentions. The purpose of the drink was to 'keep their youth' and they literally KEEP. THEIR. YOUTH.
Disclaimer: My first attempt at a Yoosu fic, please enjoy ^__^. When reading this fic, think CHIBI DBSK~ XD. I promise there will be manly fluff near the end of the WHOLE story~ XD
Notes: thanks to my editor~.
Chapter 1: Youth Drink and S.I.S
S.I.S- Sex In Shower
Warning: Lime/lemon up near the end.
The blinding lights started to focus on the center stage as the flashing colorful illumination of “O- Jung.Ban.Hab” came to an end. The five handsome men stood on the stage with their chests heaving heavily while a bright smile graced their pretty little lips. Crystalline drips of sweat trickled down their temples but the roaring cheer of their fans distracted them from their exhaustion. They glanced at each other from the corner of their eyes before they silently counted:
1
2
3
“Ahnyounghaesaeyo, DongBangShinki eebnidah~!”
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The performance ended perfectly. They introduced, they spoke, they teased, and they left. Jaejoong now tiredly leaned against Yunho on the couch in the backstage room. They were both sweaty and most likely smelly, but if they were, it wasn’t noticed by the two lovers resting comfortably on each other.
You were really good today, mom,” Yunho complimented as he brushed out a stray black hair out of Jaejoong’s magnetic eyes. “If only you were that good in bed~!”
A hand shot up and pinched Yunho’s cheeks HARD. “What did you say, Jung Yunho?” Jaejoong growled through his gritted teeth angrily, making sure to grind his nails down into his skin. “Ending the day with lame sexual jokes, eh? I’ll see if you get any tonight!” With a deadly glare, he turned around and moved to sit on the other side of the couch.
Yunho pouted cutely as he gazed at Jaejoong pitifully. “Hyung~.” His voice was whiny yet strangely irresistible. It was too cute. Jae hated it when Yunho used that voice, even though he did prefer the manly “top on the bed” Yunho, that cute voice just made him want to jump back over onto the couch and glomp him with wet kisses and hugs.
“Yunho hyung, stop acting like the bitch, we all know you’re always on top,” Junsu stated with a disapproving look. For him, it was awkward seeing Yunho so cute. It also seemed that Junsu was learning some foul language from a certain someone: AKA Micky Yoochun.
Then suddenly, strong hands circled around Junsu’s slim waist and held him tightly. “But remember Su, you’re my bitch too~.” Micky’s low husky voice tickled Junsu’s ear and caused a ferocious blush on Junsu’s cheeks.
Changmin rolled his eyes and stuffed his mouth with a hamburger. He chewed on the cheesy meaty goodness and glared at the two couples. “Hamburger, you’re my only love,” Changmin firmly informed the burger before taking another bite. With a happy dazed chuckle, he sipped some coke and smiled goofily.
Someone just needed to slap a big sign that said “WEIRD” and “YAOI GOODNESS BEWARE” on the doors of their dressing room.
“HEY MY LITTLE CHICK-A-DEES, come gather around!” Their manager’s deep voice projected through the staff’s noise and faintly grabbed the DBSK members’ attention. The members only briefly glanced up before going back to their lovers. Sighing heavily, he pulled out a gift basket and set it on the table. “You guys got presents from fans..”
At that moment, each member was focused on the package on the table with full attention. “What did we get?” the five chorused together; this was a group of members that did not hide the fact that they loved presents and are willing to fight over the best one on LIVE TV. This honestly won over millions of fans of course.
The manager shrugged and opened the neatly wrapped box inside the gift basket to see five glass bottles of dark green liquid with a cute label with each member’s name on it. As always, the members lunged for their specified bottle, not noticing the little card on the side.
“Looks nasty,” Changmin cringed as he swished the bottle back and forth, watching the putrid green color splashing haphazardly.
“Stop playing with your food,” Jaejoong snapped and tapped the bottle. “Was there any instructions on how to drink this stuff?”
The manager rummaged through the box and found the attention-deprived card. He read,
Dear Dong Bang Shin Ki oppas, ‘big heart’. I am a huge fan of yours. I love the way you smile, sing, dance, laugh, and eat. ‘Smiley face’. My family owns a large collection of herbal stuff that we hand make ourselves and so I decided to make a drink that will help keep your youth! This way, you can put on even a greater performance than usual! Forever your fan~ Soon-ah. ‘Smiley face’ ‘smiley face’, ‘wink’, ‘heart’ ‘heart’.
Big heart.
P.S. If you have any problems, feel free to contact me. (0XX- XXX-XXXX)
When the manager finished reading the card, the boys were already drinking up. As soon as the manager read “makes you feel young again”, they immediately popped their bottle open. It wasn’t that the fact that they thought they were getting too old, but they drank because, well, who doesn’t want to stay young? They’d rather depend on this drink for their energy rather than carbonated drinks with artificial coloring.
“BLECH,” Junsu scowled and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. “This is nasty!”
Micky nodded in agreement. “I wouldn’t be surprised if we’ll end up dead in two hours.”
“Well, manager-hyung can always sue the girl since she left her number in the card,” Jaejoong replied. “But then again, Yunho might have another sentimental reaction and make him not sue her on his death bed wish because she could turn out to be another fifteen year old...”
((Check Yunho’s drink scandal if you don’t know what I’m talking about))
“YAH! I wouldn’t…maybe…I don’t know, you know I’m a big softie~” Yunho gave Jaejoong a big bear hug and rubbed his cheek against Jaejoong’s soft ones.
“Not in bed your not,” he grumbled. “Are you feeling okay, Yunho?”
“Yeah, I feel fine. After that drink, I’m having this huge rush of energy! Maybe it did work!” Yunho shouted in excitement. “Bwahaha! As always, side effects happen first with the LEADER!!"
Junsu laid his head on Micky’s shoulder. “Be quiet hyung, you’re too loud~...and obnoxious..,” he whimpered.
“We should go home; I don’t think Junsu’s feeling well,” said Micky as he patted the younger boy’s head. “Also, I think its best if we go home for Yunho-hyung’s sake.”
And so with Junsu leaning against Yoochun with a strong arm supporting him around his waist, the members were able to pass through the screaming fans, who got even more excited when they saw a little bit of Yoosu, and into their van.
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Sighing in relief, they entered their dorm house happily. The familiar faint scent of Jaejoong's cooking from before and the plugged in air freshener flooded their senses. The home sweet home feeling rushed through them and their bodies relaxed in an instant.
“We’re home!” Changmin yelled, stretching his arms high in the air.
“I’m taking a shower first,” Junsu declared tiredly and closed the bathroom door. Yawning loudly, he stripped off his shirt and dumped it into the laundry basket. He took a glimpse at his reflection considerately. His short black hair was down from its usual spike which gave him a gentler look. Smiling his usual cute beam, he turned on the water of the shower.
“AH!” He screamed when he felt a pair of strong arms snake around his bare narrow waist. His shriek received him a laugh from Micky. “Aish, don’t scare me like that! One day I’ll probably die from shock.”
“You're in denial… you know you like it.” His sly fingers rested lazily on the waist band of Junsu’s pants, nudging it down teasingly. “Besides, it’s not my fault the bathroom door doesn’t lock and you’re so oblivious to everything.”
Junsu closed his eyes grumpily and tried to shrug out of Yoochun's arms; he knew what Micky wanted but he wasn't up for it. “Not today... I’m too tired.”
Micky inhaled Junsu’s sweet scent before answering him, “Good, because what I’m about to do isn’t tiring at all.” He shoved Junsu up against the cold tiled wall, which sent sudden chills down Junsu's spine, and firmly planted his lips on top Junsu’s soft ones. Immediately, Junsu gave in and moaned when Micky’s tongue brushed against his fiercely. Micky’s hands hastily unbuttoned Su’s pants and shoved them down before grinding up against him while his heated wet kisses began to travel down to his savory neck.
It wasn’t long before someone began to bang on the bathroom door angrily. “KIM JUNSU, PARK YOOCHUN!! IF YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GO AT IT, AT LEAST MAKE USE OF THE WATER YOU TURNED ON! YOU’RE WASTING WATER AND OUR MONEY!” Hero yelled angrily as his fist slammed on the door loudly.
The couple made no move to stop but took Jaejoong’s idea into thought. Yoochun stripped quickly while Junsu pushed off his tight black boxers and both of them headed into the shower. The water was scorching hot but neither of them cared. Their lips crushed each others hotly and the heated passion between them grew as Micky tugged Junsu closer so their bodies could grind together. Junsu’s slender body molded into his perfectly; both of them were aware of the want that throbbed in their hardened members. A soft moan escaped Junsu’s swollen lips when Micky’s mouth slowly moved down to his neck and smoothed his tongue over the heart pulse, slightly scraping his teeth doing so. The thundering hot water around them drowned out their moans and screams of release.
--~*___*~--
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Jaejoong laid on the bed with his limbs sprawled out, his energy drained out from the concert. Strangely, Yunho was the only one in which the drink affected. A sigh escaped from his lips and looked at the empty space next to him. “Yunho ah~ I’m tired… Let’s go sleep!”
Yunho’s head popped out from their small closet and grinned. “All right!” He turned off the light on the way and snuggled his way next to Jaejoong on the bed. Jaejoong turned around and buried his nose into Yunho’s neck and breathed deeply, the woodsy smell of the leader soothing his sore limbs. Yunho snuck his hand up Jaejoong’s shirt, rubbing him up and down to unwind him.
“Jung Yunho,” Jaejoong mumbled into his neck, his warm breath tickling Yunho. “Stop that, it tickles.” A lazy chuckle sounded from his throat and placed his arm under Yunho’s shirt, his silky hands resting on his chest.
“Don’t mind me, just go to sleep.”
Thirty minutes later they heard the bathroom door close, which signified the Yoosu couple’s intimate late night sex ended unless they planned to do it again in their bedroom.
“I hope they thoroughly cleaned the bathroom before they left,” Jaejoong complained in a daze, his voice slowly fading into the dream world.
Yunho nodded drowsily and mumbled, “Hey BooJae, we should rent out the shower next time, okay? I think we can put that water jet massager in our bathtub to a good use.”
A punch grazed his shoulder and he grinned. He knew Jaejoong liked that idea secretly.
The two soon fell into deep sleep, entangled in each other’s limbs.
All of the members gave way to an unnaturally deep sleep, oblivious to the fact that they were slowly shrinking...literally.
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A/N: First chapter is completed. This is my first Yoosu Jaeho couple so please don’t be rash! XD. This chapter had more of Yoosu in it, but trust me there is more Jaeho to come. I’m a big Jaeho fan too ^___^. If you think there was more…Jaeho, its fine..too XD. There will be more of both! And Quite possibly more of Changmin+food~ XD.
Hint of the second chapter. The boys are in a big surprise b/c of the green health drink they drank.
Title: Dong Bang Kiddies
Chapter 1: Youth Drink & S.I.S.
Rating: R for only this chapter.
Pairing: Yoosu, Jaeho (YunJae), MinFood
Genre: Romance/Comedy/Fluff
Summary: Five special bottles with handmade drinks from a DBSK fan turns out to be disasterous with good intentions. The purpose of the drink was to 'keep their youth' and they literally KEEP. THEIR. YOUTH.
Disclaimer: My first attempt at a Yoosu fic, please enjoy ^__^. When reading this fic, think CHIBI DBSK~ XD. I promise there will be manly fluff near the end of the WHOLE story~ XD
Notes: thanks to my editor~.
Chapter 1: Youth Drink and S.I.S
S.I.S- Sex In Shower
Warning: Lime/lemon up near the end.
The blinding lights started to focus on the center stage as the flashing colorful illumination of “O- Jung.Ban.Hab” came to an end. The five handsome men stood on the stage with their chests heaving heavily while a bright smile graced their pretty little lips. Crystalline drips of sweat trickled down their temples but the roaring cheer of their fans distracted them from their exhaustion. They glanced at each other from the corner of their eyes before they silently counted:
1
2
3
“Ahnyounghaesaeyo, DongBangShinki eebnidah~!”
_________________________________________________________
The performance ended perfectly. They introduced, they spoke, they teased, and they left. Jaejoong now tiredly leaned against Yunho on the couch in the backstage room. They were both sweaty and most likely smelly, but if they were, it wasn’t noticed by the two lovers resting comfortably on each other.
You were really good today, mom,” Yunho complimented as he brushed out a stray black hair out of Jaejoong’s magnetic eyes. “If only you were that good in bed~!”
A hand shot up and pinched Yunho’s cheeks HARD. “What did you say, Jung Yunho?” Jaejoong growled through his gritted teeth angrily, making sure to grind his nails down into his skin. “Ending the day with lame sexual jokes, eh? I’ll see if you get any tonight!” With a deadly glare, he turned around and moved to sit on the other side of the couch.
Yunho pouted cutely as he gazed at Jaejoong pitifully. “Hyung~.” His voice was whiny yet strangely irresistible. It was too cute. Jae hated it when Yunho used that voice, even though he did prefer the manly “top on the bed” Yunho, that cute voice just made him want to jump back over onto the couch and glomp him with wet kisses and hugs.
“Yunho hyung, stop acting like the bitch, we all know you’re always on top,” Junsu stated with a disapproving look. For him, it was awkward seeing Yunho so cute. It also seemed that Junsu was learning some foul language from a certain someone: AKA Micky Yoochun.
Then suddenly, strong hands circled around Junsu’s slim waist and held him tightly. “But remember Su, you’re my bitch too~.” Micky’s low husky voice tickled Junsu’s ear and caused a ferocious blush on Junsu’s cheeks.
Changmin rolled his eyes and stuffed his mouth with a hamburger. He chewed on the cheesy meaty goodness and glared at the two couples. “Hamburger, you’re my only love,” Changmin firmly informed the burger before taking another bite. With a happy dazed chuckle, he sipped some coke and smiled goofily.
Someone just needed to slap a big sign that said “WEIRD” and “YAOI GOODNESS BEWARE” on the doors of their dressing room.
“HEY MY LITTLE CHICK-A-DEES, come gather around!” Their manager’s deep voice projected through the staff’s noise and faintly grabbed the DBSK members’ attention. The members only briefly glanced up before going back to their lovers. Sighing heavily, he pulled out a gift basket and set it on the table. “You guys got presents from fans..”
At that moment, each member was focused on the package on the table with full attention. “What did we get?” the five chorused together; this was a group of members that did not hide the fact that they loved presents and are willing to fight over the best one on LIVE TV. This honestly won over millions of fans of course.
The manager shrugged and opened the neatly wrapped box inside the gift basket to see five glass bottles of dark green liquid with a cute label with each member’s name on it. As always, the members lunged for their specified bottle, not noticing the little card on the side.
“Looks nasty,” Changmin cringed as he swished the bottle back and forth, watching the putrid green color splashing haphazardly.
“Stop playing with your food,” Jaejoong snapped and tapped the bottle. “Was there any instructions on how to drink this stuff?”
The manager rummaged through the box and found the attention-deprived card. He read,
Dear Dong Bang Shin Ki oppas, ‘big heart’. I am a huge fan of yours. I love the way you smile, sing, dance, laugh, and eat. ‘Smiley face’. My family owns a large collection of herbal stuff that we hand make ourselves and so I decided to make a drink that will help keep your youth! This way, you can put on even a greater performance than usual! Forever your fan~ Soon-ah. ‘Smiley face’ ‘smiley face’, ‘wink’, ‘heart’ ‘heart’.
Big heart.
P.S. If you have any problems, feel free to contact me. (0XX- XXX-XXXX)
When the manager finished reading the card, the boys were already drinking up. As soon as the manager read “makes you feel young again”, they immediately popped their bottle open. It wasn’t that the fact that they thought they were getting too old, but they drank because, well, who doesn’t want to stay young? They’d rather depend on this drink for their energy rather than carbonated drinks with artificial coloring.
“BLECH,” Junsu scowled and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. “This is nasty!”
Micky nodded in agreement. “I wouldn’t be surprised if we’ll end up dead in two hours.”
“Well, manager-hyung can always sue the girl since she left her number in the card,” Jaejoong replied. “But then again, Yunho might have another sentimental reaction and make him not sue her on his death bed wish because she could turn out to be another fifteen year old...”
((Check Yunho’s drink scandal if you don’t know what I’m talking about))
“YAH! I wouldn’t…maybe…I don’t know, you know I’m a big softie~” Yunho gave Jaejoong a big bear hug and rubbed his cheek against Jaejoong’s soft ones.
“Not in bed your not,” he grumbled. “Are you feeling okay, Yunho?”
“Yeah, I feel fine. After that drink, I’m having this huge rush of energy! Maybe it did work!” Yunho shouted in excitement. “Bwahaha! As always, side effects happen first with the LEADER!!"
Junsu laid his head on Micky’s shoulder. “Be quiet hyung, you’re too loud~...and obnoxious..,” he whimpered.
“We should go home; I don’t think Junsu’s feeling well,” said Micky as he patted the younger boy’s head. “Also, I think its best if we go home for Yunho-hyung’s sake.”
And so with Junsu leaning against Yoochun with a strong arm supporting him around his waist, the members were able to pass through the screaming fans, who got even more excited when they saw a little bit of Yoosu, and into their van.
___________________________________________________________________________________
Sighing in relief, they entered their dorm house happily. The familiar faint scent of Jaejoong's cooking from before and the plugged in air freshener flooded their senses. The home sweet home feeling rushed through them and their bodies relaxed in an instant.
“We’re home!” Changmin yelled, stretching his arms high in the air.
“I’m taking a shower first,” Junsu declared tiredly and closed the bathroom door. Yawning loudly, he stripped off his shirt and dumped it into the laundry basket. He took a glimpse at his reflection considerately. His short black hair was down from its usual spike which gave him a gentler look. Smiling his usual cute beam, he turned on the water of the shower.
“AH!” He screamed when he felt a pair of strong arms snake around his bare narrow waist. His shriek received him a laugh from Micky. “Aish, don’t scare me like that! One day I’ll probably die from shock.”
“You're in denial… you know you like it.” His sly fingers rested lazily on the waist band of Junsu’s pants, nudging it down teasingly. “Besides, it’s not my fault the bathroom door doesn’t lock and you’re so oblivious to everything.”
Junsu closed his eyes grumpily and tried to shrug out of Yoochun's arms; he knew what Micky wanted but he wasn't up for it. “Not today... I’m too tired.”
Micky inhaled Junsu’s sweet scent before answering him, “Good, because what I’m about to do isn’t tiring at all.” He shoved Junsu up against the cold tiled wall, which sent sudden chills down Junsu's spine, and firmly planted his lips on top Junsu’s soft ones. Immediately, Junsu gave in and moaned when Micky’s tongue brushed against his fiercely. Micky’s hands hastily unbuttoned Su’s pants and shoved them down before grinding up against him while his heated wet kisses began to travel down to his savory neck.
It wasn’t long before someone began to bang on the bathroom door angrily. “KIM JUNSU, PARK YOOCHUN!! IF YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GO AT IT, AT LEAST MAKE USE OF THE WATER YOU TURNED ON! YOU’RE WASTING WATER AND OUR MONEY!” Hero yelled angrily as his fist slammed on the door loudly.
The couple made no move to stop but took Jaejoong’s idea into thought. Yoochun stripped quickly while Junsu pushed off his tight black boxers and both of them headed into the shower. The water was scorching hot but neither of them cared. Their lips crushed each others hotly and the heated passion between them grew as Micky tugged Junsu closer so their bodies could grind together. Junsu’s slender body molded into his perfectly; both of them were aware of the want that throbbed in their hardened members. A soft moan escaped Junsu’s swollen lips when Micky’s mouth slowly moved down to his neck and smoothed his tongue over the heart pulse, slightly scraping his teeth doing so. The thundering hot water around them drowned out their moans and screams of release.
--~*___*~--
______________________________________________________________________________________
Jaejoong laid on the bed with his limbs sprawled out, his energy drained out from the concert. Strangely, Yunho was the only one in which the drink affected. A sigh escaped from his lips and looked at the empty space next to him. “Yunho ah~ I’m tired… Let’s go sleep!”
Yunho’s head popped out from their small closet and grinned. “All right!” He turned off the light on the way and snuggled his way next to Jaejoong on the bed. Jaejoong turned around and buried his nose into Yunho’s neck and breathed deeply, the woodsy smell of the leader soothing his sore limbs. Yunho snuck his hand up Jaejoong’s shirt, rubbing him up and down to unwind him.
“Jung Yunho,” Jaejoong mumbled into his neck, his warm breath tickling Yunho. “Stop that, it tickles.” A lazy chuckle sounded from his throat and placed his arm under Yunho’s shirt, his silky hands resting on his chest.
“Don’t mind me, just go to sleep.”
Thirty minutes later they heard the bathroom door close, which signified the Yoosu couple’s intimate late night sex ended unless they planned to do it again in their bedroom.
“I hope they thoroughly cleaned the bathroom before they left,” Jaejoong complained in a daze, his voice slowly fading into the dream world.
Yunho nodded drowsily and mumbled, “Hey BooJae, we should rent out the shower next time, okay? I think we can put that water jet massager in our bathtub to a good use.”
A punch grazed his shoulder and he grinned. He knew Jaejoong liked that idea secretly.
The two soon fell into deep sleep, entangled in each other’s limbs.
All of the members gave way to an unnaturally deep sleep, oblivious to the fact that they were slowly shrinking...literally.
________________________________________________________________________
A/N: First chapter is completed. This is my first Yoosu Jaeho couple so please don’t be rash! XD. This chapter had more of Yoosu in it, but trust me there is more Jaeho to come. I’m a big Jaeho fan too ^___^. If you think there was more…Jaeho, its fine..too XD. There will be more of both! And Quite possibly more of Changmin+food~ XD.
Hint of the second chapter. The boys are in a big surprise b/c of the green health drink they drank.