Star Intimate Note
(REPOST)
Genre: Crack,fluff, romance, angst (angst?WTF!) and shockingly enough....smut?
Pairing: JunChun ~ YunJae & MinSelf (blink and you will miss)
Rating: R (for very suggestive ideas and naughty talks)
Summary: Yoochun and Junsu are tricked into recording an episode of Star's Intimate Note.
Disclaimer: None of the boys belong to me but I wish the kamo butt was mine
A/N: PDA ~ Public Display of Affection. Anything within [brackets] are actions/expressions while italicized *asterisks* are internal thoughts. Repost from my previous account.
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SIN: You may be shocked to hear this but you were tricked. This is not Couple Talk. You are actually participating in Star Intimate Note or SIN as we call ourselves, where we discuss and hopefully resolve star lover's love troubles. Someone very close to you felt that you two need our help. Everybody thinks that you both share the perfect love connection, so are you surprised to be here?
Su: Do you know what this is about? Who did this? [murmurs softly]
*you better not have anything to do with this*
Chun: No clue just roll with it for now and smile. We can kill them later.
*somebody will die tonight!*
SIN: Er, Lets see the recording and find out shall we? [prompts to roll the clip]
Yunho: Star Intimate Note? This is DBSK's U-Know Yunho. I am calling because eventhough we love YooSu, we really think they need to be in SIN. We all feel that Junsuya needs to be...hehe...how to say this? Let's say more touchy feely to Yoochunah in public. Also Chun needs to stop pretending that he doesn't care. YooSu, you should learn from your hyungs. Me and Boojae PDA all the time. In fact we are holding hands right now but I can bet a million won that you are not sharing any body contact.
Jae: *A little while ago it wasn't my hand you were holding! *[smirks]
Yunho: And since we know you both want to kill us when you get home, we are leaving for...do you think I am stupid enough to tell you??? So see you in a week and don't try to find us! YOOSU COUPLE HWAITING!!! [laughs evilly and ends call]
Chun: Oh my god! [giggles nervously]
Su: Ummm okay...
*Shit hyung, how could you do this to me?*
SIN: Looks like Yunho won the bet....[laughs] even your maknae, Choikang Chanmin sshi had something to tell you...roll the tape please.
Min: Junsu hyung, you need to touch Yoochun hyung sexily. I touch myself in public all the time [starts touching himself]. See just do it like this..smooth and easy just...oh...yeah [moans sexily]. Just start with his chest then go all the way down his body and then touch him all over. Just like this! And Yoochun hyung, no need for a "thank you", just get me a pint of double mocha fudge when you get back okay? Saranghaeyo YooSu Couple, I will even be cute for you today! [makes heart sign above his head]
Su: That...that..was.....Minnieee!!! [Eun kyang kyang]
Chun: Ahh hahahahaha...I can't breath...Changminah...what the hell!? Are you trying to seduce us? Seriously.......Wait till we gets home! [Laughs hysterically while clapping hands]
SIN: So Junsu, now that you have heard what the members had to say we want to ask you why don't you show Chun some more physical love in public? Is it because you don't like skinship?
Chunnie: *Su do you know how scared I am feeling right now? Do you know that I always wondered why? I just could never ask you because I don't think I want to know.* [Stares at Su intently]
Su: *God what did I ever do to deserve this? Is it because I am GAY???* [Rolls eyes, oblivious to Yoochun's inner turmoil]
Su: Of course I like skinship with Chunnie. Look, I agree that I am shy by nature but Yoochunah never had any issues with it that I know of....at least.
Chun: *is that really the truth?*
Su: Chun say something......*still clueless about what Yoochun is thinking*
Chun: Ok I am gonna save your pretty ass now but you will owe me one baby... so you better cancel all your appointments for tomorrow. [touches Su and grins wickedly]
*Su, what we have is enough I don't need any thing more...I think.*
Su: Chuuun how can you!! [blushes]
Chun: Okay baby! [tones down the teasing and laughs]
*tonight should be fun*
Chun: No offence to anybody who think we need more PDA but Su and I are happy the way we are. As he said earlier......he is just shy. So what if he doesn't like touching me in public? I can do enough skinship for the both of us! See? [touches Su's knees and giggles]
*LIAR!!*
Su: Chun, you really think I dont like touching you in public? [frowns]
*Is he serious, WTF CHUN!!!*
Chun: That is not what I mean baby, its just that I think sometimes you hold yourself back but that is okay with me. I dont want you to change. I swear!!
*God last thing I need is Junsu to find out about my insecurities, Yunho you are going to die a slow painful death very painful and did I mention slow?*
Su: [stares]
*You fool! You stupid, stupid foolish man*
Chun: [awkward laughter]
*Fuck Fuck Fuck*
SIN: Yoochun you said something really interesting. Can you give us an example of Junsu holding back his feelings or not displaying them the way he would in private?
*Gottacha*
Su: Yes I too would like to know, especially since you never said anything about it before! [speaks in a hurt voice, not looking at Chun]
*Why the hell didn't you say something? Why did you pretend all this while? What else are you hiding from me?*
Chun: IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME!!!!I Faaayne I will tell you. [exasperated sigh]
*May you gag and choke to death sucking Joongie's cock Jung Yunho!!! FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE!!!*
Chun: In private, when I make my lips all smoochy.....like this...[demonstrates]
Su: [immediately closes his eyes]
*OMFG he is doing his smoochy kissy pouty lips!!!*
Chun: He will grab me and kiss me senseless! But in public you saw how he closed his eyes right? He won't even look at me!!! Not..not that it bothers me...I mean...not really...[more awkward smiling and stops talking]
* Just shut up now Park Yoochun...go crawl under a rock and die! Could I be more pathetic?*
Su: [listens, face devoid of expression.]
*Yoochun do you even know me? How could you even think...*
SIN: Junsu do you have something to say to Yoochun?
*the silence is getting uncomfortable but it's great for the ratings!*
Chun: *Shit Shit Shit! what is he thinking?HE HATES ME!!! I am so gonna cry like any moment now. Thank God people are used to bawl my eyes out at every little thing. At least I don't have a macho image to protect* [bites his lips nervously]
Su: I.....I just wish he had told me this earlier...I didn't even realize how much he.....I never wanted him to think that I was ashamed or embarrassed to show my feelings for him in public or that I didn't want him....I thought he knows...
*Chun you idiot, you total and utter dumbass of all the....did you really think all this while....BAKA PHABO IDIOT!!!*
Chun: Baby..I don't think that...I...
Su: Shut up Chun just let me talk....just listen okay [puts hand on Yoochun lips to shut him up]
Su: Just look at him he is....gawd he is absolutely gorgeous...so beautiful....all I want to do is touch him....run my fingers through his hair....stroke his delicate cheekbones...and those collar bones were just made for nibbling, [Gently tucks his hair behind Yoochun's ears and traces his cheekbone]
*Uri Yoochunie is so beautiful, do you know that sometimes when I look at you I forget to breath?*
Chun: [heart pounding]
*OMG OMG OH MY FUCKING GOD this is sooo not happening!*
Su: You ask if I want to touch him? Every time I sing our bit in Hug, No matter who is around us, the only person I see is him. [sings the line]. I mean every single word. Every single minute every single second, with my every breath....I want him....[runs his finger lovingly through Yoochun's silky hair and gives a sweet, tender smile]
*Do you understand now my love?*
Chun: [stops breathing]
*I have died and this is my own personal heaven. No fucking way this is real. God, If this is a dream don't ever let me wake up!*
Su: And the only reason I don't....the only reason I stop myself....is because the way I feel about Yoochun, just touching is not enough. I want to taste him...kiss him....bite him....bury myself deep inside of him. Who do you think I wrote Intoxication for? Just being so close to him, touching him drives me wild....crazy enough to take him right here , right now.
*baby I hope this is what you want because I can't stop now*
Chun: [breathes heavily almost hyperventilating]
*DID HE JUST SAY HE WANTS TO DO ME RIGHT NOW??? I can't have an erection on a goddamn TV show! Fuck Su, you are killing me! Just stop [shudders at Junsu's touch] *umm ahh please please don't Stop!!!* [stifles a moan]
SIN: Eh?
Su: Looks like I am going to have to prove to you how much I want to touch you...[Crosses leg to hide the bulge]
*I am so fucking hard right now, if it's PDA you want, PDA you will get and maybe then you insecure idiot will realize once and for all how much I fucking crave you.*
Chun: Baby..what [Stares helplessly completely aroused and crosses his leg too]
*OMFG I have a boner in FRONT of the WHOLE FREAKING WORLD and it is being RECORDED!!! Think boobies, Think vagina, DIE BONER DIE*
SIN: What?
Su: Why not? our fans are dying to see us do it anyway, just think of all the YooSu smut we read online? Besides, you know you want this too baby, just admit it. [smirks]
*Too late to change your mind baby, I am going to take you till you scream out my name while everybody watches us Yoochunnie*
Chun: Baby you are kidding right?? You are not really...we are not....not...going to do it on camera...are..are we? [squeaks and tries to move away from Junsu]
*He has to be kidding we cant...OMFG he is totally serious....caaan't breaaaaath*
Su: You know that I never say things that I don't mean don't you? [Graps hold of Chun's hand and places it on his hard on]
*Oh no no no baby you are not getting away from here until you finish what you started cause I am ready pop any minute now*
Chun: [moves hand away from cock and laughs in disbelief]
*That was the sexiest thing ever I want to just eat him up right now!!! NO CANT!! Stop think, think why this is wrong at so many levels...little kids will be watching..Taemin will watch..... have to stop.....must not corrupt Shinee!*
SIN: [X__________X]
Su: It's going to be JunChun time so anybody underage should change the channel right this minute! And I am talking to you Shinee! [holds Yoochun's hand, places it back on his cock and laughs huskily]
*God baby that feels so good, yes..yes..just rub it just like that..*
Chun: Junsuyaa we can't do this just stop! [Protests weakly while rubbing Junsu]
"Baby, I want you inside me so bad that I can't even think this is wrong...I....I don't think I can stop, but we must!!!" [releases Junsu's cock reluctantly after one firm squeeze]
Chun: Su...we can't do this...SM will kick us out....this is crazy...please stop the filming!!! [motions to camera man to stop filming]
*Su, I am so hard if you so much as touch me now I will come so stop. No don't listen to me just take me Su..take me right now!*
Su: Don't you dare stop filming.....and can somebody get us some lube..preferably strawberry..[laughs sexily]
SIN: SOMEBODY GET THEM SOME LUBE NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Camera Man: I HAVE CHERRY!! [quickly takes out a travel size tube from his pocket and throws it towards the couch]
Su: Chunnie...lets PDA!!! [laughs and grabs Chun pining him down on the sofa with his body while unzipping his trousers]
Chun: YAAAHHHHH.............JUNSUUU STOOOP!!! [tries to desperately to stop Junsu]
Su: Don't be a such a tease baby...just spread your legs and let me stroke your ARPEGGIO [Frees Yoochun's cock and bends down to take it in his mouth]
Chun: OH GOD JUNSU NOOOO...NOT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!!! WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? AHHH.... SUUUYAAAA!!!! [screams helplessly when Junsu starts sucking him with his talented lips and tongue]
SIN: *FAINTS*
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE ANOTHER SENSATIONAL EPISODE OF STAR INTIMATE NOTE.
EPILOGUE:
A week later,
A/N: Story inspired by this (my favorite) GIF
They finish shooting a music video but the camera is rolling for the behind the scenes feature in their next DVD release.
Yoochun is tired, it has been a long day. It's been a long year. He sits next to Junsu as usual, shoulders brushing and waits for the director to shout cut. He doesn't notice Junsu staring at his exhausted face.
Junsu's eyes flickers over Yoochun's face and then he smiles the sweetest fucking smile in the entire universe.
He gently rests his head on Yoochun's shoulder looking directly into the camera and his love for the other man is exposed for the world to see.
Yoochun mouth opens in shock as he feels the soft pressure on his shoulder. His heart feels as if it will burst and with joy taking away the tiredness he was feeling just a moment ago.
He sits their just savoring the moment with a stupid grin on his face.
Junsu's smile never leaves his face and this perfect moment is captured in film to be replayed a million times over.