i nabbed your picture, jay...
i'm sorry, but i felt that i had to post this picture. i haven't been able to stop laughing at this picture for like... i dunno, a few minutes. but everytime i look at it, i laugh. i mean... just look at chet. LOOK AT HIM!!! assuming that you don't know who chet is in that picture... he's the motherfucker in the middle rocking out like he had just killed steve perry with a fucking spin kick and shit. i mean seriously... LOOK AT HIM!! if i was a woman and had a bugina, my panties would be fucking soaked right now. that is one smooth motherfucker right there. i swear, just looking at that picture leaves me in a slackjawed stupor. people around here must think i'm retarded or something. but all i would have to do is show them the picture and say "look at THIS!!" and then point to chet rocking out like some mad scientist had somehow found a way to combine joe satriani and steve vai into one axe shredding frankenstein's monster. seeing chet rock out like that only further reminds me of how pathetic the rest of us surrounding him are. i'm doing my best and everything... but i just can't even come close. i look like maybe someome just kicked me in the nuts or something and i'm really mad. and poor eric looks like maybe he just escaped from "the home". all he's missing is his crash helmet... but chet. chet looks like at any moment his pants are going to rip and his enormous man package is going to fall out. that would be like... an atomic bomb dropping or something. the fact that he's in the classic yngwie malmsteen "deflecting a dragon's firebreath with my guitar" pose is only icing on the cake. chet... i live in awe of you, friend. please decend down to the mortal realm for a while and let us bask in your radical rockitudiness awesomeness. \m/
