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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF....
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>
> 1. You let your 14-year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
> front
> of her kids.
>
> 2. The Blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on
> how
> much gas is in it.
>
> 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
>
> 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
> night.
>
> 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
>
> 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch
> this."
>
> 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
>
> 8. You wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
>
> 9. Your junior prom offered day care.
>
> 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are
> "Gentlemen, start your engines."
>
> 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
> its wheels.
>
> 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
> spouse.
>
> 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
>
> 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>
> 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at
> the
> House of Tattoos.
>
> 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
> against it.
>
> 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
18. (this is the best ones) you believe somethings fact even when there are facts proving it wrong. lol.
>
>
> 1. You let your 14-year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
> front
> of her kids.
>
> 2. The Blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on
> how
> much gas is in it.
>
> 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
>
> 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
> night.
>
> 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
>
> 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch
> this."
>
> 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
>
> 8. You wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
>
> 9. Your junior prom offered day care.
>
> 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are
> "Gentlemen, start your engines."
>
> 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
> its wheels.
>
> 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
> spouse.
>
> 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
>
> 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>
> 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at
> the
> House of Tattoos.
>
> 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
> against it.
>
> 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
18. (this is the best ones) you believe somethings fact even when there are facts proving it wrong. lol.