1. Choose 20 people from your friends list at random. 2. Write something about/to each of them. 3. Don't tell anyone who the statements are about. Good or bad. No matter how they beg!
1. You are tiny and cute and seriously make my day every time I see you. You are filled with more joy and creativity than any other human I know. I have known you for so long, its quite amazing really. Our trip was amazing and I will never ever forget it.
2. You and I met New Years when you rode in my car. We talked a lot for a long time and flirted an incredible amount. But still I have yet to see you again. Our seldom talks are really fabulous, even though I know you are having the same talks with about a million different girls because you are a pimp or something.
3. We have a lot of history, mostly rocky, but are friends nowadays. We got played by the same douchebag of a dude and I (re)met someone amazing through you while we were at your work talking about the aforementioned douchebag.. "Just stay with me tonight! Don't leave! I just want to hold youuu!" (HAHAHA)
4. We became friends over Starburst hardcandies. Our friendship has always been strong, but at the same time sporadic. No matter how distant we get with our busy lives, I know you are always there which is an amazing thing.
5. One time we were at this party and we both had nervous breakdowns. Rumor has it that fire crotch attacked you in your sleep?
6. JV scene queen! Your dance skills never cease to amaze me. You are spunkadelic.
7. We had plans to be gangsters and throw up signs and have ghetto babies and stuff but those fell through because you're moving to the big city. My wit is sharper than yours. I don't care what latte stands for.
8. We never ever talk anymore.. Maybe even in months. With met through a guy I used to date but now you have dropped off the face of the Earth. I think you moved up North or something?
9. You were TOTALLY in love with me when you were a freshman. You wrote songs about me and stuff even. Not really. You know the real story about Max (thecrazyweirdostalker.) Remember that time we hung out? ..Me neither.
10. You are nothing like the person I once knew and it devastates me.
11. I have cried to you more than I have to anyone ever. I love you more than anyone, ever. You're my goody-goody. Walgreens=not even through the bonds of marriage.
12. We talk whenever you are single. I leave messages, you don't return them. You took my "L"-card. Copeland kills me because of you. I cant drive on 485, ever.
13. You moved away and I couldn't be sadder about it. I don't have anyone to sing and dance with anymore. You cant bake cookies very well.
14. I fixed your tire!
15. In highschool you said something about me having big boobs and I've thought you were a creep ever since. You are nice. A nice creepy creep.
16. I met you at a New years party. We have dropped off the face of each other's Earths.
17. I have known you FOREVER! Your Heart T-shirt was the bomb. K-hall was always where it was at.
18. Why are you even on my friends list?
19. You drove me to the Juliana Theory show a long time ago. We never talk, its be nice if we would. You thought I hated you because of Ed but I never actually did.
20. My boyfriend was cheating on me with you. Congrats!