my deodorant

May 14, 2006 16:12

so my latest stick of deodorant has been through a lot this past while. first, I noticed a while back that there was a smear of what looked like blood from a cut on the lid. I was kinda squicked by that, but I was almost done w/ another stick, so I just changed the lids. next, you know how, when you go on a plane ride, how sometimes your deodorant will end up all over the lid and stuff? well, that's happened multiple times, even though it hasn't left the bathroom and I certainly haven't been that careless with it. but the kicker was when I got out of the shower, turned the knob... and nothing happened. that's right, someone broke my almost full stick of deodorant. come on, gang, do you really want me wandering around with no deodorant on b/c someone freaking broke it? how do you even break a stick of deodorant?? but anyway, I opened it, b/c I wasn't about to go out into the rain to buy another stick when I had almost a full thing in the bathroom. and then, a glob of deodorant (it's the gel kind) fell on the sink and on my fingers. and apparently, deodorant isn't just something you can wash off with soap, so my hands are still sticky. wtc? it's not like deodorant sticks just spontaneously break like hydrogen bonds or something...

is it weird to be grumpy at this? in any case, I justify my grumpiness with this: how would you feel if, one day, you went to the bathroom and found foreign toothpaste on your toothbrush?

in any case, Judy's graduating, and apparently everyone going out to eat. now then... how to get to BU...

ranting

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