Huh???

Jan 14, 2007 00:51

Riddle me this Batman...

Your hockey team has 40 shots on goal...

The other team has 14 shots on goal...

And...

YOUR TEAM LOOSES BY 3!!!

How dose that happen?

Oh, I know how it happens...

You are the CBJ and the other team is the Nashville Predators...

I think the cosmos hates us...

It was just one confusing night all the way around.
First the game, then the waco drivers!

Waco #1- Somewhere around Pickerington this chick is driving a white honda. She turns on her turn signal and moves into the left-hand lane, the lane that I'm driving in. We are running along at a nice rate of speed. There isn't anyone in our lane for, what I'll say is a 1/2 mile. There isn't anyone in the right lane for about 1/4 mile. She hits her brakes! Um, ok. Then she flips her blinker on as if she is getting back in the right lane. Ok, fine. There isn't anyone in that lane now, because we have passed all the car in the general direction. Then she turns her blinker off. Then she turns it back on. Then she turns it off. Then she turns it back on, and finally gets in the other lane... when there are cars in it now! Wow, just wow.

Waco #2- I'm rollin' down I-70 at about 80 in the left lane. There is an Explorer in the right lane. I do not slow down, nor do I speed up. I just keep doing what I'm doing while talking with Colleen. As I pass him, he speeds up and becomes even with my car. I look over at him, because that is what you do when a car dose something like that. He keeps pace with me, then speeds up a bit. Then he slows down and becomes even with me agaian. By now I'm thinking this guy is going to start popping off shots at my car or something. So I look in the rear-view and there isn't a car for miles behind me; I just let my foot off the gas and fall back behind him. He too slows down. At this point, I'm finished with this character, and push my car back up to the speed I was originally doing to get away from him. He then slows down to what looks to be 65, because now I'm blowing the guy away. Wow, just wow.

Waco #3- We have now left the crazy world of I-70 and are heading into town on Rt. 79 going north. We see flashing lights up ahead in the south-bound lanes coming toward us. There is only a car, and a state trooper behind this car on that side of the road. This dumbass driver, has NO idea that they are getting pulled over! What do they do? They keep driving, turn on the blinker as to change into the other lane so the trooper can go around them! Wow, just wow.

I tell ya... people are nuts!

Well, I hope that all is well with everyone and that you all have a great weekend! And to those of you, who are like myself and get a 3 day weekend... Yay for us!

Love to all!
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