Defined and refined.
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives.
1) Your name?
Yolanda. A hidden terminology for refering to cocaine disguised in the third person.
What's up dawg you wanna kick it with Yolanda tonight.
Hell yeah, I love that bitch!
Yeah me too, only problem is she always leaves right when you think your starting to get along.
True, True, but I still wanna get at her.
2) Your age?:
221) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.
1) Don't tote no 22's
2) Magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22's
3) Lil mama super thick, she say she 22
3) One of your friends?
Amanda: Amanda does NOT mean "A man DUH" it is a name which means
"Love" in the definations of name books.
Hi my name is Amanda yourself?
4) What should you be doing?
Feeding the animals: Feeding the animals isn't defined yet.
5) Favorite Food?
noodles: . Nice food that comes in packets labelled "Super Noodles".
2. The Offspring's lead guitarist and one of the coolest guys ever to walk upon this planet.
1. Did you eat noodles last night? I did.
2. Noodles is a guitar god.
6) Hometown?
Dalton: The force behind an enormous fart or bowel movement. The reason one of them may sneak out.
That fart stinks. I'm sorry, the dalton was too much to contain before I got to the bathroom
7) Middle name?
Letrice: Isn’t defined yet.
8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
Operator: Slang term for someone who is a member of a Spec Ops team.
Bjorn was an operator with the 10th group.
9) Last missed call?
Caseworker: Someone who is paid to not give a fuck about your situation. Someone who is supposed to help out people in life but is so bored with it that they can no longer do their job right.
Can also be referred to as public assistance person.
"I gotta call my caseworker to get my foodstamps situated"
10) Look behind you, what do you see?
Lamp: To hit someone, especially in the face.
Carry on doing that and I’ll fucking lamp you!
11) What is the last thing you spent money on?
High heels: The number one causal attention grabber that men find extremely appealing when women wear them and makes men mesmerized by a woman in heels.
Damn, she looks sexy in those heels!
12) What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
apple butter: The sweaty funk that accrues between your balls and your ass on a hot day, similar in color and texture to the dark spicy puree of apples used as a breakfast condiment.
Damn, it's hot out here. I'll need to wipe away the apple butter when I get back to work at the paper exchange.
13) What is the connection between you and the last person you texted?
(I don’t text)
14) Anything you are craving?
boston crème pie: When you and a girl are going at at in whatever gets you aroused, before you "finish" with her, you take a dump on her vagina and nut all over it.
I gave Kevin's girlfriend a Boston Creme Pie yesterday, she loved it.
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15) Color of your nails?
nude: an unclothed human body shown in an especially beautiful, artistic, or idealized manner.
a work of art displaying a nude.
a color approximating 'flesh tone', a warm pink-biege often used to color underwear or stockings.
Bouguereau's female nudes are especially lovely, but that's just me talking.
16) Who's your tenth text from?
(I DON’T TEXT!)
17) Artist you last listened to?
Lynrd Skynrd: The greatest southern rock band ever, see also amazing
Lynard Skynard is the best band ever!
18 Perferred drink?
Sierra Mist: carbonated beverage that sounds like a stripper name.
up next on the pole we have sierra mist... she will be dancing to Whitesnake's "here i go again"
19) Your last name?
Phillips: A variation of the mohawk. Unlike it's cousins the fauxhawk and the trihawk, the phillips is a sideways mohawk and a regular mohawk coexisting on one punk's head, so as to look like an X from above, like the end of a phillip's head screwdriver.
Punk1 "Dude! check out that guy's phillips!"
Punk2 "Did you just call me 'dude'? You are such a sellout!"
The only one I agree with the most out of all of that was number 9. And some of the others... just wasn't right. It makes me sound like a... nvm.
On the highlight is that my ankle feels alot better today. I don't need the wrap on it.
And I finally figured out my EBT card. And I got $30 in the mail for the reimbursement of gas I'll spend going to do my hours for the month for foodstamps. So.. I guess it'll be okay.
And we're gonna wait till spring for the wedding. We'll have to. We have to save up before we can actually do anything. And right now, we're behind...
All love.
~Yoyo