Oh just die already!

Feb 10, 2007 23:17

See, there was this cute prince...



And he was in love with the Princess of an opposing country...yep, very Romeo and Juliet stuff...
But anyways, this poor cute little prince was forced to marry this princess (let's just call her evil princess for now) from a very powerful country so that their two countries can become allies. Of course the Prince refused, because he loved the other chick (and also because he knew that evil princess was actually disabled, which in those days was like...wrong). However, after chucking a few wobblies, he finally realised his duties to his country, and decided to marry her for his country.

So the wedding night, his Juliet lover comes to see him, and this sad powerful scene ensures, where she hands his back their "love item" (every on-screen couple has a love item..and in this case, it's like...an egg of some kind) and he sadly accepts it, and goes into the bedroom to do his duty as a husband.

Turns out, Evil Princess wasn't only lame...she was also bitchy...and in the bitchiest sense a bitch can be! First she yelled at the Prince for having a "lover" before her (like, dude...he only just MET you on his wedding night)...then she threatened to get her brother to kill his Juliet (because if she tried herself, Juliet would soooo take her down), and finally she limped her way out to supposedly get her people to kill her anyways (even though, technically, he didn't do anything wrong, and righteously broke it off with his lover when he got married to her), he had to try and stop her! So she pushed, he pulled, and she pushed some more, and he pulled some more...and then finally he was pulling at begging and being really sweet like "I'm sorry, I take back everything...please? I beg you"...and she was still bitching...

and at this very moment, I utter "Oh gosh you *beeep*...Just die already!"

Just as I uttered it, Evil Princess fell back pulling herself from his grip, hit her head on a pole...and...
DROPPED DEAD!!!!!!!

Wooo hooooooooooooooooo!!

One of my favourite television scenes to this date!! hahhahhahahhahaa...

As for cutie prince, he was such a cutie, he blamed himself for killing her...but no one seemed to phased when he told them of that fact, and the only person who seemed to care was Evil Princesses powerful King father...but blah!
hehehehehe...

asian entertainment, random drabble

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